answer, question

[American Dreamcatcher]

What keeps country boys regular?


Peanut butter and banana  

[Aurora Sing]

>damn, that's what I should of had for lunch<

Diet Cherry Coke and a 2x4  

[American Dreamcatcher]

What are 2 things that don't help when you go muddin?

Rainbows  

[Aurora Sing]

What does Kermit like to sing about?

Barry Mannilow  

[chessiejo]

who can be popular and hated at once without being Celine Dion?



an eye patch and a peg leg  

[Aurora Sing]

Whoa, The newscaster was wearing what???

electric staple gun  

[chessiejo]

where do i put these electric staples?


(sorry i messed up)

all wool and a yard wide  

[Aurora Sing]

Ok, I'm knitting you a scarf, how do you want it to be?

A #4 please  

[chessiejo]

i am the god of chance, what would you like on each die for the dice game?



it was glued on your back.  

[ManagerKyoto]

Where is my text book?

Square root of 5  

[chessiejo]

what do you wake up screaming?



coddleston pie  

[ManagerKyoto]

worst meal ever?

off the deep end  

[Aurora Sing]

Where are you going?


Time to say goodbye  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

How did Jim Jones end his sermons?

Look mommy, I found it.  

[chessiejo]

junior, have you lost your mind??


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