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 Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:24 am
What keeps country boys regular?
Peanut butter and banana
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:59 am
>damn, that's what I should of had for lunch<
Diet Cherry Coke and a 2x4
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:09 am
What are 2 things that don't help when you go muddin?
Rainbows
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:13 am
What does Kermit like to sing about?
Barry Mannilow
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:41 am
who can be popular and hated at once without being Celine Dion?
an eye patch and a peg leg
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:43 pm
Whoa, The newscaster was wearing what???
electric staple gun
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 6:22 pm
where do i put these electric staples?
(sorry i messed up)
all wool and a yard wide
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 11:00 am
Ok, I'm knitting you a scarf, how do you want it to be?
A #4 please
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 12:58 pm
i am the god of chance, what would you like on each die for the dice game?
it was glued on your back.
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:10 am
Where is my text book?
Square root of 5
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:19 pm
what do you wake up screaming?
coddleston pie
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:57 am
worst meal ever?
off the deep end
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:08 pm
Where are you going?
Time to say goodbye
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:24 pm
How did Jim Jones end his sermons?
Look mommy, I found it.
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:23 pm
junior, have you lost your mind??
truth in advertising
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