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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:18 pm
Manages not to get cold... in the depths of the online world o.O (wouldn't a blanket over bra and underwear and no shoes be a little chilly? Well, maybe not when it's 115ยบ outside, but still...)
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Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:58 am
Is able to not make sense.
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:57 pm
Has the ability to blind peopke with the glare off his shiny, perspiration covered chest ...
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:41 pm
Eyes are magnetically attracted to male sweaty perspiration covered chests eek It's okay, if he's hot enough, we ALL are mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:27 pm
can play word bump with eyes closed
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:39 am
Can open grocery store doors just by walking toward them
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 7:35 am
Can suggest things to cats that might get done.
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:31 am
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Staff Information Account
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:53 pm
Can make grocery store doors open by walking towards them.
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:50 am
Can eat whilst in motion Hehe, almost true. I can wiggle them.
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:46 pm
can change pets into vegetables
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:16 pm
Can make thumb hump things
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Staff Information Account
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:42 pm
^ Can easily get from point a to point b simply by putting one foot in front of the other
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:09 pm
^Can turn anything into a naughty euphemism.
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 1:12 pm
can remove nutshells very quickly and neatly
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