Useless Superpowers

[Pandalover263]

Manages not to get cold... in the depths of the online world o.O (wouldn't a blanket over bra and underwear and no shoes be a little chilly? Well, maybe not when it's 115º outside, but still...)  

[ManagerKyoto]

Is able to not make sense.  

[Dammask]

Has the ability to blind peopke with the glare off his shiny, perspiration covered chest ...  

[Pandalover263]

Eyes are magnetically attracted to male sweaty perspiration covered chests eek It's okay, if he's hot enough, we ALL are mrgreen  

[ManagerKyoto]

can play word bump with eyes closed  

[Aurora Sing]

Can open grocery store doors just by walking toward them  

[ManagerKyoto]

Can suggest things to cats that might get done.  

[TintedShades]

Can blink ears...  

[Staff Information Account]

Can make grocery store doors open by walking towards them.  

[ManagerKyoto]

Can eat whilst in motion

TintedShades

Can blink ears...

Hehe, almost true. I can wiggle them.  

[chessiejo]

can change pets into vegetables  

[Staff Information Account]

Can make thumb hump things  

[Aurora Sing]

^ Can easily get from point a to point b simply by putting one foot in front of the other  

[Flying Squiddle]

^Can turn anything into a naughty euphemism.  

[chessiejo]

can remove nutshells very quickly and neatly