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 Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:53 am
Granted, but now you ARE Geoff Tate. Except for your you-know-what.
I wish I was a Burmese Tiger Walrus.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:33 am
(Yippie! I'm Geoff Tate! blaugh )
Granted, but you're the only one of your kind left, and are, therefore, forced to wander the Earth forever alone.
I wish I had a job.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:59 pm
Granted, but now you work at Wal Mart.
I wish... I was an Oscar Mayer weiner.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:21 pm
Granted, but I eat you and throw you up. You landed on the ground too many times.
I wish I was a grizzly bear.
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:48 am
Granted, but you are one of those dancing Grizzly Bears in Soviet Russia.
I wish I was in Soviet Russia
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:03 pm
Granted but lose all respect for the country.
I wish that I was domokun
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:21 am
Granted, but you disappear when the power goes off.
I wish I could fly.
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:07 pm
Granted, but you're out flying one day, and run into a migrating gaggle of geese and get the sudden urge to follow them. You fly with them until it feels like your arms are going to fall off, and that's when you notice that you don't have arms, they're wings... You've become a goose, doomed to migrate with the seasons to survive and eat bread crumbs and pond scum.
I wish I had x-ray vision.
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:04 pm
Granted, but you have very bad depth preception now and are always running into things.
I wish I was a Musketeer.
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:10 pm
Granted: You are now a Three Muskateers and PunctureWounds eats you because she is having another pregnancy craving!
I wish the dishes were done.
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Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:36 pm
Granted: But they all broke in the dishwasher
I wish I had all the comic books I ever wanted.
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:45 pm
Granted. You have all the comic books you ever wanted and more. Much more... So many more that they overtake your whole home, and you have to live in the dog's house in the yard.
I wish I had a biiiig chocolate cake!
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:32 pm
Granted, but the baby decides that it finally doesn't like chocolate and punches you inside your stomach. Owie.
I wish that I had *UNPOISONED UNALTERED UN-it's gonna kill me* food! *runs to fridge*
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:37 pm
(Wait a minute... the baby punches me in the stomach all the time! XP)
Granted, but the only food that's unpoisioned, unaltered and isn't going to kill you is, an onion.
I wish I was on a shopping spree.
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Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:39 pm
PunctureWounds (Wait a minute... the baby punches me in the stomach all the time! XP)
Granted, but the only food that's unpoisioned, unaltered and isn't going to kill you is, an onion.
I wish I was on a shopping spree. (Hard. XP) Granted, but it's a $10 gift certificate to Wal-Mart. woot. I wish I was in Hawaii and not being eaten by sharks.
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