Corrupt A Wish!

[Frayed Hope]

Granted, but now you ARE Geoff Tate. Except for your you-know-what.

I wish I was a Burmese Tiger Walrus.  

[Delightful_FOOL]

(Yippie! I'm Geoff Tate! blaugh )

Granted, but you're the only one of your kind left, and are, therefore, forced to wander the Earth forever alone.

I wish I had a job.  

[Frayed Hope]

Granted, but now you work at Wal Mart.

I wish... I was an Oscar Mayer weiner.  

[Epic Fail Girl]

Granted, but I eat you and throw you up. You landed on the ground too many times.

I wish I was a grizzly bear.  

[ManagerKyoto]

Granted, but you are one of those dancing Grizzly Bears in Soviet Russia.

I wish I was in Soviet Russia  

[Epic Fail Girl]

Granted but lose all respect for the country.

I wish that I was domokun  

[ManagerKyoto]

Granted, but you disappear when the power goes off.

I wish I could fly.  

[PunctureWounds]

Granted, but you're out flying one day, and run into a migrating gaggle of geese and get the sudden urge to follow them. You fly with them until it feels like your arms are going to fall off, and that's when you notice that you don't have arms, they're wings... You've become a goose, doomed to migrate with the seasons to survive and eat bread crumbs and pond scum.

I wish I had x-ray vision.  

[Delightful_FOOL]

Granted, but you have very bad depth preception now and are always running into things.

I wish I was a Musketeer.  

[Aurora Sing]

Granted: You are now a Three Muskateers and PunctureWounds eats you because she is having another pregnancy craving!

I wish the dishes were done.  

[Epic Fail Girl]

Granted: But they all broke in the dishwasher

I wish I had all the comic books I ever wanted.  

[PunctureWounds]

Granted. You have all the comic books you ever wanted and more. Much more... So many more that they overtake your whole home, and you have to live in the dog's house in the yard.

I wish I had a biiiig chocolate cake!  

[Pandalover263]

Granted, but the baby decides that it finally doesn't like chocolate and punches you inside your stomach. Owie.

I wish that I had *UNPOISONED UNALTERED UN-it's gonna kill me* food! *runs to fridge*  

[PunctureWounds]

(Wait a minute... the baby punches me in the stomach all the time! XP)

Granted, but the only food that's unpoisioned, unaltered and isn't going to kill you is, an onion.

I wish I was on a shopping spree.  

[Pandalover263]

PunctureWounds

(Wait a minute... the baby punches me in the stomach all the time! XP)

Granted, but the only food that's unpoisioned, unaltered and isn't going to kill you is, an onion.

I wish I was on a shopping spree.

(Hard. XP)

Granted, but it's a $10 gift certificate to Wal-Mart. woot.

I wish I was in Hawaii and not being eaten by sharks.