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 Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2021 8:57 am
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2021 8:59 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2021 2:42 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 7:45 am
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2021 9:57 pm
What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant? “I find your lack of steak disturbing.”
Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke still can’t figure out the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps: “Use the forks, Luke.”
What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit? Mango Fett.
Luke: What’s for dinner tonight, Dad?
Anakin: Wookiee steak.
Luke: Is it any good?
Anakin: It’s a little chewy.
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