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 Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:31 pm
Eternal would steal it from you.
If you got lost in a maze that you can not penetrate...
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 7:50 pm
...I'll use a flamethrower! twisted
If my lighter ran out of fuel...
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:01 pm
You'd set someone on fire and use them to light whatever you were lighting.
If I set someone on fire...
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:03 pm
...I get to light this bomb biggrin
If Coco smoked...
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:13 pm
...You'd shake your finger at her and tell her it's bad for her health.
If I got a brand new flamethrower...
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 9:30 am
...I'd keep it in storage until you pay the installment payments of the flamethrower... Every last cent of it. See what would happen if I wasn't around~! whee
If I had a fancy for torturing little girls...
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:19 am
You would be the new Elizabeth Bathory.
If Elizabeth Bathory's ghost came back...
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:35 pm
...It'd probably be me lol
If your heart exploded of over-emoting
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:55 am
I would hope that it would just explode so I could have a painless death.
If I gave you a cake...
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:08 am
...I'd slam it in yo face~!
If the cake tasted delicious...
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:17 pm
You would have eaten it rather than smack Boris with it.
If someone sneezed while I was making a dictator speech...
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:46 am
Then that means they were allergic to it.
If Swine flew...
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:00 am
...I'd gun them down
If I did gun them down...
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:37 am
You would have prevented the flu.
If you got obese...
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 11:01 am
...I'd flatten you like a pancake biggrin
If pancakes come in feline flavors...
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