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 Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:47 pm
She had a million dollars and agreed not to sign a pre-nup!
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:23 am
She gave me half of her half of the $ million, So I married her to help her spend what was left... twisted
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:52 pm
He promised to buy me pretty things (just didn't realize he was going to use my own money)
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Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:16 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:03 am
He was so confused. I think he was drunk
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 5:23 am
She and her friends protect me from the evil monkey living inside my head.  
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The Name of the Rose Crew
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 8:40 am
He is kind to cute and cuddly animals. heart
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 3:50 pm
She's pretty much mother nature. Who doesn't love nature? heart
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:30 am
Because I misread & mispronounced her name, but it still made me laugh, & who doesn't love a person who can make them laugh?... mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 3:39 pm
It's easy to make him laugh.
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:17 pm
He promised not to use hollow powers on me... & he promised not to bug me when I'm playing video games... mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:30 pm
i was givein cat n|i|p to do it
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:56 pm
Apparently they liked catnip & my family runs a factory that makes it... sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:12 am
When he said he had robots, I thought they could be used to do the housework.
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:56 pm
She promised bacon... so much bacon.
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