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 Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:17 pm
Granted, but you get explosive diarrhea that tears apart your a*****e.
I wish I won't get a cold in the next few days.
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:23 pm
Granted... You get H1N1 instead.
I wish they would stop with all the movie reboots. xp
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:16 pm
granted, but i cant read and thought you wrote "robot movies."
i wish for a lifetime supply of willie wonka's chocolate bars.
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:24 pm
granted but a freak batch turned you into a giant blueberry O.o
i wish there was something good on the telly
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:26 pm
LOL TELLY.
Okay, okay.
Granted, but your telly broke.
I wish my hands would clean themselves.
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:34 pm
Granted but now there is no reason for water...
I wish I can breathe underwatah.
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:46 pm
Granted, but you test your new powers by going too deep, and the water pressure crushes and kills you.
I wish I had more microwave mashed potatoes.
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:54 am
ganted but your microwave blew up destroying half your kitchen
i wish for ramen noodles
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:44 pm
Granted... but the package label reads "Caution: Side effects include nausea, headache and TENTACOO WAPE"
I wish parking my car wasn't downtown so damn expensive. ($15/hr?! WTF!) stressed
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:35 pm
Granted, you no longer have to pay to park your car because your car was destroyed.
I wish I knew how to make friendship bracelets.
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:38 pm
but you have no friends to give them to.
i wish i had a laptop with AutoCAD so i could design anything i wanted to.
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:49 pm
Granted! But you drop it off your boat-house into the water and it's eaten by a shark.
I wish that I wasn't moving home.
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 5:08 pm
Granted but now you're moving to place called niko, where their men are men and their woman are too.
I wish I had some lemon meringue pie.. stare
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:22 pm
Granted But it gave you diahrrea
I wish for a GPA higher than 2.0 O:
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Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:26 pm
Granted...but your so smart your brain explodes
I wish I had TIVO.
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