lazy bonz
I don't get the gazebo one?
The goes as thus. Once there were some adventures passing through a glade. As they wandered through, the DM (dungeon master) said, "You come across a green gazebo at the edge of the glade."
"Waste it with my crossbow!" yelled the ranger.
"Are you sure?" asked the DM.
"I attack with my sword!" adds the fighter.
"Are you really sure!" again asks the DM.
"Hit it with a fireball!" exclaimed the wizard.
"Ok, You all hit it, and its now a smoldering pile of rubble." said the DM.
"What exactly is a gazebo?" quietly asked the cleric.