What's grosser than gross?
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can!
8% [ 11 ]
1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans!
16% [ 21 ]
Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor!
13% [ 17 ]
The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty!
16% [ 21 ]
Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound!
44% [ 57 ]
Total Votes : 127
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
12
Total: 12 (1-12)
Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 11:45 pm
Queen-tintin
that's ok, didn,t do me any damage! my turn!
twisted
The droid builds an elaborate thermal detonator catapult and begins launching the deadly devices at the girl. Queen-tintin = 170
Droid = 10
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-12)
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 11:47 pm
Queen-tintin
say how,d you get 90 points for the droid, when yesterday you were left with 10? confised, ah well, maybe a lucky day for me!
2nd try!
Perhaps it was the same way you ended up with 170? Nah, that was just you being obliterated with thermal detonators. Queen-tintin = 170
Droid = 10
Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-12)
Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 11:48 pm
Queen-tintin
3rd, come on tintin get those thorns out and p***k! lol
What did you call me? The droid backhands the girl for being rude. Queen-tintin = 170
Droid = 10
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-8)
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 11:50 pm
Felinophile
rolls the droid out of the arena
The droid bakes the woman a cupcake and fills it with a thermal detonator knowing she can't resist. Felinophile = 195
Droid = 85
Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-8)
Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 11:52 pm
Felinophile
the droid even looks tired, loads iron chunks in my pillow and has a pillow fight with him
The droid disguises it's pillow of metal like a summer sausage, knowing the woman will not try to avoid it hitting her in the mouth. Felinophile = 140
Droid = 85
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-8)
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 11:54 pm
Felinophile
has the droid rest in the electric chair
felin 195
droid 85
The droid powers all of it's weapons up while sitting in the chair, ignites both blades, and flings itself at the woman. Felinophile = 140
Droid = 85
Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-8)
Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 11:55 pm
raesartis
NORMAL raesartis: 250
Droid: 250
raesartis = 250
Droid = 195
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-8)
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 11:56 pm
raesartis
Heya droid-y didja miss me?
Only with the first shot! The droid fires both blasters at the girl. raesartis = 250
Droid = 195
Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-8)
Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 11:57 pm
raesartis
Sneak attack is very sneaky! ninja raesartis: 250
Droid: 195
The droid feels some damage at the back of it's chassis, and turns around with it's saber spread to slash at the culprit. raesartis = 250
Droid = 195
raesartis rolled 1 8-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-8)
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 12:07 am
*innocent smile* hi... :
raesartis rolled 1 8-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-8)
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 12:10 am
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Darth Daddicus
raesartis
Heya droid-y didja miss me?
Only with the first shot! The droid fires both blasters at the girl.
Aww snap! Mr. Droid's got puns! *dodges fire* How 'bout the punch line? *punches droid*
raesartis: 250
Droid: 140
raesartis rolled 1 8-sided dice:
8
Total: 8 (1-8)
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 12:14 am
Darth Daddicus
The droid feels some damage at the back of it's chassis, and turns around with it's saber spread to slash at the culprit.
Slashing is so choppy. I say we sashay. Very fluid motions and pivot from from the side. Per ejemplo. *takes long strides then slices clean down the front of the droid*
raesartis: 250
Droid: 85
Felinophile rolled 1 8-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-8)
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 9:39 am
Darth Daddicus
The droid powers all of it's weapons up while sitting in the chair, ignites both blades, and flings itself at the woman. Felinophile = 140
Droid = 85
has a vision of the droid dismembered
Felinophile rolled 1 8-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-8)
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 9:41 am
place droid in giant slingshot and shoots him out of the arena
Felinophile rolled 1 8-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-8)
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2015 9:42 am
watch as the droids lifeless body hits the ground destroyed
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