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What's grosser than gross?
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can!
8%
 8%  [ 11 ]
1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans!
16%
 16%  [ 21 ]
Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor!
13%
 13%  [ 17 ]
The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty!
16%
 16%  [ 21 ]
Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound!
44%
 44%  [ 57 ]
Total Votes : 127

Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 4 Total: 4 (1-8)

Darth Daddicus
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:56 pm
raesartis
Droid beware- my midi-chlorians are off the scale!
Edit: I knew I was going to miss when I said that -__- sweatdrop

Me: 250
Droid: 195 MISS!


The droid ignites a saber in it's other hand and begins the dicing procedure programmed into it by the Ginsu © company.

raesartis = 195
Droid = 140  
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 5 Total: 5 (1-8)
PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:57 pm
raesartis
One last pass!

Me: 250
Droid: 195140 HIT!


The meatbag is too quick for the droid. The droid opens up a compartment on it's arm and activates it's blowtorch to start the cooking procedure.

raesartis = 140
Droid = 140  

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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice: 12 Total: 12 (1-12)

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:58 pm
Cat Sapphire
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HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 80HP




Cat Sapphire = 170
Droid = 90  
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice: 12 Total: 12 (1-12)
PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:59 pm
Cat Sapphire
Aha! A hit! Let's try this again!


The droid realizes it will never be able to buff out these claw marks. It aims it's arm missile at the girl and fires.

Cat Sapphire = 90
Droid = 90  

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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice: 12 Total: 12 (1-12)

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:01 pm
Cat Sapphire
-growls and swats the droid with her sharp claws-

2 hits and 1 miss=250-80-80=90


The droid has gaping wounds throughout it's chassis from the powerful claw attacks from the creature! It backs away from her attack range and tosses a thermal detonator disguised as a ball of yarn toward it.

Cat Sapphire = 10
Droid = 90

Really? Three 12's in a row? How did that even happen? Keep going, Cat. I can't stay that lucky.  
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-8)
PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:04 pm
Felinophile
here we go twisted medium droid

felin 250
droid 250


Here we go, extra large meatbag!

Felinophile = 195
Droid = 140  

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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 2 Total: 2 (1-8)

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:05 pm
Felinophile
this is going to be a piece of cake


When the woman moves closer to the droid as she realizes the cake may be wasted, the droid activates it's saber and plunges it into her abdomen.

Felinophile = 195
Droid = 140  
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 1 Total: 1 (1-8)
PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:06 pm
Felinophile
smashes the cake in the droids face and yells, let him eat cake!

felin 250
droid 140


The droid stops the woman from licking it's face and hands her a thermal detonator disguised as a hamburger.

Felinophile = 195
Droid = 140  

Darth Daddicus
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-8)

Darth Daddicus
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:08 pm
Nia Phoenix
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Combustion!


The droid ignites both of it's sabers, spins, and heads toward the girl.

Nia Phoenix = 195
Droid = 195  
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 8 Total: 8 (1-8)
PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:09 pm
Nia Phoenix
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Crucitorn!


The droid drops down and slashes at the girl's feet.

Nia Phoenix = 140
Droid = 195  

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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-8)

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:10 pm
Nia Phoenix
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Droid Disable!

Nia = 250
Droid = 195


The droid drops it's sabers after the girl's attack, and pulls out it's blaster to shoot at the girl's head.

Nia Phoenix = 140
Droid = 195  
raesartis rolled 1 8-sided dice: 4 Total: 4 (1-8)
PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:16 pm
Darth Daddicus

The droid looks at the new girl and thinks she may be tender enough to offer to the Evil Sith Lunchlady if it can sneak the meat from her destruction into the supply of clones in the cafeteria. It sets it's saber to slice and rushes toward the girl.


Oh no- I already said I'm not eatin' the "food"- I'm not gonna be the "food" metal pants. *light saber clicks on* -blocks the attempt to slice but doesn't have enough power in the hold and ends up getting cut-
OW! Yeesh, good thing I blocked most of it.
Revenge! *lunges* And before you ask- I already know, revenge, hate, dark side, blah blah blah I'm gonna cut you now.

raesartis = 140
Droid = 140  

raesartis

Launchie

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raesartis rolled 1 8-sided dice: 6 Total: 6 (1-8)

raesartis

Launchie

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:25 pm
Darth Daddicus


The droid ignites a saber in it's other hand and begins the dicing procedure programmed into it by the Ginsu © company.

*dodges the dicing and jumps behind the droid* Hey! Use your karate chop action! -hits the droid in the back repeatedly-

raesartis = 140
Droid = 85  
raesartis rolled 1 8-sided dice: 5 Total: 5 (1-8)
PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:39 pm
Darth Daddicus

The meatbag is too quick for the droid. The droid opens up a compartment on it's arm and activates it's blowtorch to start the cooking procedure.

Meatbag- droid's quite the flatterer.
Ooo this looks important *opens a hatch on the droid and starts rewiring things*

raesartis = 140
Droid = 30  

raesartis

Launchie

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Queentintin rolled 1 12-sided dice: 6 Total: 6 (1-12)

Queentintin

Fashionable Delight

33,100 Points
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  • The Sweetest 250
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 4:12 am
Darth Daddicus
Queen-tintin
no go, goes for it again!


The droid throws an electronet over the girl to make her slow down.

Queen-tintin = 250
Droid = 90



speaking of coffee I'm brewing some as I play! xd good day to fight!^^  
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