What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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16% |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-8)
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:56 pm
raesartis Droid beware- my midi-chlorians are off the scale! Edit: I knew I was going to miss when I said that -__- sweatdrop Me: 250 Droid: 195 MISS! The droid ignites a saber in it's other hand and begins the dicing procedure programmed into it by the Ginsu © company.raesartis = 195 Droid = 140
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:57 pm
raesartis One last pass! Me: 250 Droid: 195140 HIT! The meatbag is too quick for the droid. The droid opens up a compartment on it's arm and activates it's blowtorch to start the cooking procedure.raesartis = 140 Droid = 140
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 12 (1-12)
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:58 pm
Cat Sapphire HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 80HP Cat Sapphire = 170 Droid = 90
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 12 (1-12)
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:59 pm
Cat Sapphire Aha! A hit! Let's try this again! The droid realizes it will never be able to buff out these claw marks. It aims it's arm missile at the girl and fires.Cat Sapphire = 90 Droid = 90
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 12 (1-12)
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:01 pm
Cat Sapphire -growls and swats the droid with her sharp claws- 2 hits and 1 miss=250-80-80=90 The droid has gaping wounds throughout it's chassis from the powerful claw attacks from the creature! It backs away from her attack range and tosses a thermal detonator disguised as a ball of yarn toward it.Cat Sapphire = 10 Droid = 90 Really? Three 12's in a row? How did that even happen? Keep going, Cat. I can't stay that lucky.
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:04 pm
Felinophile here we go twisted medium droid felin 250 droid 250 Here we go, extra large meatbag!Felinophile = 195 Droid = 140
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-8)
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:05 pm
Felinophile this is going to be a piece of cake When the woman moves closer to the droid as she realizes the cake may be wasted, the droid activates it's saber and plunges it into her abdomen.Felinophile = 195 Droid = 140
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:06 pm
Felinophile smashes the cake in the droids face and yells, let him eat cake! felin 250 droid 140 The droid stops the woman from licking it's face and hands her a thermal detonator disguised as a hamburger.Felinophile = 195 Droid = 140
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:08 pm
Nia Phoenix MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPCombustion! The droid ignites both of it's sabers, spins, and heads toward the girl.Nia Phoenix = 195 Droid = 195
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 8 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:09 pm
Nia Phoenix MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPCrucitorn! The droid drops down and slashes at the girl's feet.Nia Phoenix = 140 Droid = 195
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:10 pm
Nia Phoenix MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPDroid Disable! Nia = 250 Droid = 195 The droid drops it's sabers after the girl's attack, and pulls out it's blaster to shoot at the girl's head.Nia Phoenix = 140 Droid = 195
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raesartis rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:16 pm
Darth Daddicus The droid looks at the new girl and thinks she may be tender enough to offer to the Evil Sith Lunchlady if it can sneak the meat from her destruction into the supply of clones in the cafeteria. It sets it's saber to slice and rushes toward the girl. Oh no- I already said I'm not eatin' the "food"- I'm not gonna be the "food" metal pants. *light saber clicks on* -blocks the attempt to slice but doesn't have enough power in the hold and ends up getting cut- OW! Yeesh, good thing I blocked most of it. Revenge! *lunges* And before you ask- I already know, revenge, hate, dark side, blah blah blah I'm gonna cut you now. raesartis = 140 Droid = 140
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raesartis rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:25 pm
Darth Daddicus The droid ignites a saber in it's other hand and begins the dicing procedure programmed into it by the Ginsu © company. *dodges the dicing and jumps behind the droid* Hey! Use your karate chop action! -hits the droid in the back repeatedly- raesartis = 140 Droid = 85
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raesartis rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 5 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:39 pm
Darth Daddicus The meatbag is too quick for the droid. The droid opens up a compartment on it's arm and activates it's blowtorch to start the cooking procedure. Meatbag- droid's quite the flatterer. Ooo this looks important *opens a hatch on the droid and starts rewiring things* raesartis = 140 Droid = 30
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Queentintin rolled 1 12-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-12)
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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 4:12 am
Darth Daddicus Queen-tintin no go, goes for it again! The droid throws an electronet over the girl to make her slow down.Queen-tintin = 250 Droid = 90 speaking of coffee I'm brewing some as I play! xd good day to fight!^^
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