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 Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 6:25 pm
She somehow kept getting her character to tell me that my balls are showing, anytime we played pokemon over wifi... It was funny since it was technically true... mrgreen
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 10:43 pm
He got me a ticking egg. Bitches love ticking eggs.
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 2:02 pm
He assassinated my assassin.
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Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 11:32 am
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Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 12:00 pm
She was the leader of my fight club.
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 2:51 am
He said he would let me dance with his animatronic cats if I did... He lied... They still dance without me... My mighty heart is breaking... lol sorry couldn't keep that up, it was making me think about someone trying to copy arnold schwarzenegger's voice as they're saying that lol
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:54 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 2:49 pm
So I could get closer to his pet penguin.
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 3:25 pm
I was very intoxicated. It seemed like a good idea after 20 shots
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:08 pm
Her conspiracies eventually turned her into a dragonite, so how could I refuse... She could take me anywhere I wanted to go so there was no discussion about it that could be had... mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:17 pm
He fell for my little costumes tricks. It was too cute, I just couldn't resist the sucker!
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:58 pm
She was stuck in that costume for 3 years, so how could I not marry her?...
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:00 pm
Don't judge me! I have a thing for world saving robots!
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:17 pm
She mistook me for an autobot... I married her because she said if I did that she wouldn't tell optimus prime that i'm the real megatron... twisted
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:56 am
What can I say? I like a manly man.
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