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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:25 am
I killed you because falling over the side of the cliff would have killed you anyway and getting shot in the head is a much quicker death.
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:42 am
i killed you for neglecting to mention that she would have fallen safely into a pool of chocolate marshmallow softness.
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:54 am
I killed you for trying to drown coco in chocolate marshmallow gunk.
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:14 pm
i killed you for somehow managing to mistake yourself for me. again with the neurological problems. get help, for all our sakes.
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:15 pm
I killed you for accusing me of having brain problems.
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:33 pm
i killed you for being in denial.
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:54 pm
i killed you so that you wouldn't launch into a speech about the pros and cons of the five stages of anger.
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:03 pm
I killed you because you confused me.
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:16 pm
I killed you for the inability to understand a simple phrase.
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:31 pm
i killed you because stupidity is no cause for killing. tsk, tsk.
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 10:33 pm
I killed you because it is. The less stupid people still living the better.
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:40 pm
i killed you because, based on your character, that seemed like the best way to express my own agreement with that sentiment. 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:33 am
I killed you simply to shut you up.
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:35 am
i killed you because you didn't invite me to your picnic. therefore, i purposely told eternal how to prepare pufferfish the wrong way as he packed it into a sandwich and gifted it to you. all part of my master plan. twisted
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:44 am
I killed you because I didn't know I was having a picnic. Why would I have a picnic and not invite myself? You must've been in on it!
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