Why did you divorce the person above you?

[annon fukyuu]

She tried to collect the bounty on me and my friends heads during poker night.  

[Firizu]

He kept on loosing his wedding ring. x3

 

[AshIynn]

I'm an agent in the CIA and I have an important mission in Hawaii. I didn't want her to get hurt if I didn't return.  

[Princess Zelda21]

She scared me half to death appearing in my room out of nowhere! *sigh* Good heavens....  

[annon fukyuu]

I always found her in some sort of trouble, and the last one ended with me paying a fine to the kidnapper.  

[Valiant Fenris]

he just wasnt my type darling  

[blood filled cries]

interesting light colors, but not enough black wearing...  

[Valiant Fenris]

too much red and white.  

[Princess Zelda21]

Um, he's a kind hearted gentleman, but I wasn't sure how to reply to his proposal...?  

[Nigufutsu Deemonu]

too... much... pink... *passes out* X.X  

[Princess Zelda21]

He kept trying to get intimate with me when I told him no, but he wouldn't listen...  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

she beat me wth high heels  

[AshIynn]

I woke up in Vegas and found evidence of a marriage the previous night that I didn't remember.  

[the_hamster]

she kept refusing to take me on missions with her  

[blood filled cries]

he thought he knew what a mission was. o_O