Life Is Better With Something Witty To Say

[[ Hippoman ]]

"Shhh! Smell that?"
-my dad  

[[ Hippoman ]]

"The only thing an unbreakable toy is good for is breaking other toys."
-some website  

[JTN]

Do you smell that? That's sarcasm...  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

listen....do you smell that?? -- Ghostbusters  

[Raven_Ridge]

I love you! Don't leave me! ...I'm gonna kill you! You b***h! Don't leave me!

~Some random Guy from Law and Order!  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

scream count the shells, suck a duck!!! -- Dogma  

[Captain Saru]

"It seems that he placed a major emphasis on religion, in a 'Jesus is my homeboy' kind of way."
-Crystal, during that totally random English class that we spent in the computer lab.  

[[ Hippoman ]]

"I belive you have my stapler."
- Milton from Office Space  

[hirai]

[ Hippoman ]

"I belive you have my stapler."
- Milton from Office Space

Omg I love that movie...poor dude.  

[Vixen in Purple]

"but why is the rum gone?" Jack from POTC  

[JTN]

"Hey, hey, hey. Don't be mean. We don't have to be mean because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are. "  

[Raven_Ridge]

"You bunch of apes! ...No... ...You aren't apes, you're more a bunch of Sickly, anemic monkeys!"

~The Drill Sergeant from the book "Starship Troopers"  

[hirai]

"I'm the cure for lesbianism"
Cooper from "Imagine Me & You"  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

isn't there a law in California that say that if more the 3 ducks are hangin together its called a gang and they have to break the flockin group up???

confused eek xd xp  

[hirai]

Demon Duck of Doom

isn't there a law in California that say that if more the 3 ducks are hangin together its called a gang and they have to break the flockin group up???

confused eek xd xp

*groan* xp