Demons..are real

[Iron_Felix]

I can read the small writing. And not all demons are guys. I have met Ive had sex with 2 of them many of them. Demon is not just a male position. Women make excellent demons. There more relentless than men.  

[Efstathios]

I was calling you a male for not realzing what I meant blaugh
I figured you'd read it, the idea was for it to seem whispered.

I know women can be demons, the book I am reading right now has a very persistent demoness in it. She keeps teasing the main character offering to teach him how to "summon the stork" >.>
So that's not exactly news or shocking to me.  

[Iron_Felix]

Good. Sounds like a good book.  

[Efstathios]

It is!

Ever read anything by Piers Anthony? He's hilarious.
There's the "Adust conspiracy" Which is stuff like swear words, sex, and panties. All the adults in the world of Xanth (Xanth is a huge demon and the source of all the magic in Xanth, he's just there because he lost a bet concerning complex mathematical equations)...
I really ramble when I'm talking about books I like redface  

[Iron_Felix]

Im the same way. It sounds really good, whats the title? I think I might pick it up.  

[Efstathios]

Hahahahaha.

A good book?

Pick it up?

There are over 30 books in the Xanth series, I'm not the 14th right now, just finished the 13th a couple hours ago.
The first is A Spell For Chameleon.

They are really good though. I Like Piers Anthony a lot.
Or Pier Xanthony, as he is sometimes known.  

[Iron_Felix]

Ok, I'll pick them up.  

[Efstathios]

Sorry...it's just such a long series.

Whathisname gave me a bunch of them and I thought it was a fair portion of the series, then I found out it wasn't even 1/3.  

[Iron_Felix]

Wow. I'll have to speacial order them probably.  

[Efstathios]

They're everywhere!

Or are you like A and completely disdain libraries?

They have them in Canada. They have them in libraries, that how I'm reading the ones that whatshisname didn't give me.

Daffy b*****d had Juxtapositon and didn't give it to me. He didn't want the books! He was more than happy to push 'em off on me, but couldn't be bothered to grab the last book of the Apprentice Adept trilogy.

Maybe I should go take a sleeping pill or something...  

[Iron_Felix]

Me and the local librarian coalition have an arangement. I wont enter a library, and they wont attack me with shock sticks and tazers. Dont ask. Long story.  

[Meanboats]

I guess I am very spiritually aware, and also hold a power indside me, but I cannot yet control or tap inot. Sometimes I can, and it happens randomly, I also know that I have a little bit of control of the elements. I just need to work on the control. I have a very good control in time. I always know the correct time, and I am working on the manipulation.  

[Meanboats]

I also have very good control over electricity.  

[Efstathios]

Iron_Felix: Aww now you've made me curious.

fallensoramimi: That sounds cool, perhaps if you could meet a spirit guide you could learn more about your powers.  

[Iron_Felix]

Im afraid I cant tell you. Not yet anyways.

Fallen, You need a teacher. Some one there to help you along the way. Just as Efstathios said.