What if?

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Then we'd hate it for being to easy.

Why did I just smoke a cigarette?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Ummm
I don't know.

What if i moved to australia?  

[Aurora Sing]

Then you would be even more sad about Steve Irwin's death and you would be awake when we were all asleep.


What if I am too tired to figure out a what if question?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Then I would say we were both in the same boat.


What if i had ice cream for dinner?  

[Aurora Sing]

I had ice cream for lunch...

What if I actually gave a crap about what was nutritionally sound?  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Then you wouldnt be so self conscious about the bathing suit season.

Why do women worry so much about their looks when they know theyre gorgeous.  

[VOMiTxromancex]

Because we don't feel pretty enough for anyone and no matter what anyone says we're still gonna feel insecure. And we'll always feel less pretty then the gorgeous model or actress we see on TV.

What if the world ended tomorrow?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Then there would be no more sadness.

What is i could turn back time?  

[Aurora Sing]

Then you would have to relive the same awful and wonderful things over and over again.


What if I didn't wake up tomorrow morning?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Then we would all be very very upset.

What if I was a better friend?  

[Aurora Sing]

Then your friends list would never end, you would have infinite chat windows open at the same time and probably fry your computer.


What if you fried your computer?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Then everyone who knows me would be happy that i'm not on it anymore.

What if I just sold it?  

[Aurora Sing]

Then you would get a couple of bucks...resale computers aren't worth much.

What if dark chocolate could count as my dinner?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Then I would ask if I could join you. (luvs dark chocolate)


What if the moon was made of green cheese?  

[Aurora Sing]

It would probably smell pretty bad...

What if I won the lottery?