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ok here's how it happened (the cow jumped over the moon)

the cow was really superman on Halloween as a kid. some bully stole his Candy and was making him jump for it. he accidentally jumped too high and it looked for the bully's view that he jumped over the moon. but on his way down he ripped the fabric of reality. then, a magic fork and spoon came out of a alternate dimension and ran away. at the same time puss in boots also came out of the same dimension and began to play a fiddle. Superman of course looses his power from kryptonite and the fiddle was incrusted w/ it so superman destroyed it leavening the cat heartbroken to go on to find a new hobby and consequently star in many film productions and a book.

He had invisable butt wings of course 3nodding

The cow jumped FROM the moon, not over it.