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 Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:10 pm
[^^ That WAS funny~!]
Once upon a time, in an ancient kingdom, Faith was a traveler who wielded a gold sword. After a fight one day, he was exhausted and rested by a tree. When he awoke, all the gold on his sword had already been stolen.
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:11 pm
When Faith woke, he would see Aya running away with the gold and cackling wickedly. She was stealing all the gold in the land to build a giant statue and crown for herself.
She then planned on having knock-off crowns be made in Chinese factories and sold, which would make her RICH.
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:52 pm
eternal the mad scientist had been experimenting for years about robots. he had a brilliant idea: why not change himself into a half robot? thinking he would be invincible, he designed the project and after a series of tests hired his trusted surgeon, aya, to perform the surgery. aya had actually been lying all these years about being loyal to him while she had actually been allied with inigo faith, eternal's arch enemy. aya, with the help of inigo, sabotaged the surgery to go dramatically wrong, and turned eternal into a sarcastic, unpleasant wannabe-cyborg.
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:11 pm
One day Coco tripped over a rock and got her dress dirty. She grumbled and wished that her dress was clean. The rock then glowed and her dress was clean. Coco then realized that the rock was magic and she could use it grant any wish. Eventually she became the richest person in the world.
One day though, an army rose up to overthrow her. She turned to her rock to wish them all away. However, the rock was stolen. She then saw Eternal sliding down the side of the castle with the rock in his hand. He then wished for a giant anvil to crush Coco, which it did. Eternal then had his army raid the castle and then blow it up once it was all raided.
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:31 am
Eternal, the wannabe cyborg scientist stole a rock that grants wishes and wanted to experiment on it. Aya watched from the sidelines warning him, "I don't think that's a very good idea" when he struck the rock softly with a small hammer.
Then the magical energy in the rock flowed throughout the room and focused at one point, where Aya was standing. When she sucked all the energy, she revealed herself as a goddess of wishes, now wishing harm upon the world. She said with a malicious tone, "At last, my powers are back. Now then, it's time to overthrow you and this petty government you've set up for yourself." a long and grueling battle ensued between a villain and..... Another villain.
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:39 pm
And as aya fought eternal she realized her powers beginning to weaken as if something or someone was dissolving it. She realized then that Inigo Faith had hit her with an arrow from his bow. An arrow of light.
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 3:21 am
and inigo showed up with his fancy-prancy arrows of light and dramtic speech patterns, and saved the day! he killed aya and eternal, gave coco her rock back, and celebrated with an ice cream party.
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 1:10 pm
However, Coco, the sly maiden became shocked when Aya, the goddess of wishes, rose again. It seemed she was immortal after all. "Give me that rock!" She said with a slight stutter towards the end. Coco shrieked and made a sound so loud and annoying that everyone else died and the rock remained powerless when its goddess decided to flee back up to the sky to avoid such a horrible sound. Coco is now alone, grieving and without a useful rock to help her.
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 4:36 pm
aya, feeling sorry about spreading rumors, had a moment of vulnerability and decided to give coco one more wish, who chose to bring everyone back to life. then aya ran off into the night with a shovel to do who knows what.
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 4:41 pm
Coco, the fair lady in the area was making her way to a ball she was invited to. Deep down she had no desire to go but her royal parents pushed her to do so, to find her prince to marry. When she arrived she was shocked to see that the ball was nothing more than a bar with a bunch of drunk people doing certain...things to one another. A rather shocking sight to see.
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 5:51 pm
Rin was preparing to go to a Marilyn Monroe impersonation when she accidentally used the wrong colouring for her hair. She had to enter the Dita Von Teese impersonation competition instead.
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 9:43 pm
one day, eternal had this great idea: if he hid behind this conveniently placed death statue, he would be totally invisible!
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:41 pm
One day coco and Rin ran into each other and Inigo fell in love with Rin because of her sword o.o....I....wa...want...th..th...that....s..s...s...sword!
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:26 am
and inigo managed to make the story about himself.
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:33 am
"Oh thy holy kiss that tenders my lips!" coco whispered as she slept with such a bliss that even an arrow from a distance could not miss. But as she awoke she found her prince gone, and for that princes kiss she longed...
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