Dark Sun 3.5 - Surviving (OOC)

[Jacior]

Psicrystal: Calgrin

My character is a psion, with overconfidence and Edward Elric syndrome. ((For those unlearned, he'll pummel you for pointing out his height, or even alluding to it.)) He is also a native resident of the city.  

[Mushkiller]

My character is an elf ranger who just got into the city. In fact, this is his first time in any city. He was helping to escort a caravan run by one of his only friends to said city. He's quiet, but when he does talk, it's normally some form of insult. Deep down though, he's a good guy, and if you become a trusted friend, he'll do almost anything.

On another note though, can my character get Elven clothing instead of wastelander's? It just seems weird.  

[Raganui Minamoto]

Wrasynth: Just deal with savage death weapon for now. Trust me, you'll have to use worse at some point and you know it.

LMC: Excellent question. Everyone decide on if you knew any of the others.

Keith: Hehehe, I helped him get his guy created. He should be interesting.

Jacior: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL YOU HAVE TO VIEW THEM WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS!?

Mush: Alright.  

[Mushkiller]

Alright.

SHAWT BUS SHAWTY  

[Wrasynth Ksyamen]

Little Miss Chloroform

Oh, btw... anybody interested in knowing each other prior to the start of game? I'm a wandering cleric of rain, who appears to be a pointy-earred halfling, who's been bringing rain to those in need.

Uhm... you might want to pick another race. The elves are going to be concerned that you're going to eat everyone. (It's a legitimate concern halflings are naked cannibals from the jungle.) Unrelated to the concern of party in fighting for the very real suspicion of cannibalism(Wake up in the middle of the night with the halfling marinating the mul with wine and occasionally licking him to test the flavor. Encouraging hygiene and spiced deodorant. Complaining that our last encounter wasn't "tasty enough,").

It wouldn't be an existential meditative process where he focuses on the cosmic fabric of reality, he has to painstakingly glue and wedge new shards in there one at a time with out cutting himself. Unless we're giving Shaqim minor telekinesis for the purposes of flavor text.

Anyways despite the rain being provided by a cannibal I think the main thing that would bind us together is "HOLY ******** IT MAKES WATER FROM THE SKY!"  

[Mushkiller]

I think that in the end, all that matters is that the halfling makes water. Who care if it feels the need to eat one of us?  

[Keith Valken Lionheart]

Mushkiller

I think that in the end, all that matters is that the halfling makes water. Who care if it feels the need to eat one of us?

This. She might be a cannibal, but for all I know, as long as she makes rain, I'm down. Hell, with so many people dying in Athas, we'll be giving HER food.  

[Strawberry Bathory]

Lol, she only looks like a halfling since not many people have been the the Jagged Cliffs. She's short (2' 11"), rather pale, and has pointed ears, but definitely not naked or dirty.

And yes, there will be rain, and water, and shade.

It's quite possible she may have at least met Mush's char, as joining a caravan while travelling would be a sensible thing to do, trading water and shade for food and protection.

 

[Mushkiller]

Sounds like a plan. I'm thinking it was more of a "caught glimpses of the almost halfling" rather than actually be friendly towards her.  

[Wrasynth Ksyamen]

So I realized something completely awesome. Shaqim is going to be the black smith for the party. As he was raised by dwarves, qualifies for dwarvish feats as a Mul, he can take metalsmith ^-^! I calculate the time to make stuff in silver pieces instead of ceramic. He literally works 10 times faster than a normal smith. I will also be able to maintain the parties weapons. To a penalty even the parties armor too, but I'm taking skill focus craft. So it's not as big of a deal.

We could prolly claim the caravan came from Shaqim's dwarven home.  

[Keith Valken Lionheart]

Little Miss Chloroform

Lol, she only looks like a halfling since not many people have been the the Jagged Cliffs. She's short (2' 11"), rather pale, and has pointed ears, but definitely not naked or dirty.

Well, that's a damn shame. Anything I can do to change that? biggrin  

[Wrasynth Ksyamen]

I too like sexual intercourse with things half my size.

And for less creepy jokes or clumsy come ons? I can't find the rules for mix matching armor. I think that's in the 3.0 book not the 3.5.  

[Jacior]

Athasian Emporium, page 16 for piecemeal armor!  

[Slave Xaccheus]

Never played Dark Sun. How's it work?  

[Keith Valken Lionheart]

You play on a shithole of a planet. The probability of dying is high. Weapons are made of bones and chitin and horns and stuff. They can break. You will most likely be a slave, a gladiator, or a caravan guardian or something like it. Also halflings are cannibals.