The person above me

[JTN]

^ knows the enlightened truth that MOO + OINK = MOINK.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

has done a B&E  

[JTN]

^ has done BDS&M (Baking Delicious Scones & Muffins) blaugh  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

has good taste for pastrys  

[JTN]

^ once fell in love and had a hard time washing it off.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

somehow knows how to fall on love  

[JTN]

^ has a fever and the only cure is more cowbell!  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

Loves SNL  

[OrangeyNade]

loves Scotch
Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch
down, down it goes
into her belly lolz
she knows where its from.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

smells like pure gasoline...lolz rofl

seriously you watch anchorman way too much  

[JTN]

^ makes the bad voices in my head go away... and replaces them with commercials for the Snuggie.  

[Hachimitsu bea]

believes last call for sin is an optical illusion  

[JTN]

^ is secretly in love with my imaginary friend's brother. ninja  

[Hachimitsu bea]

has exquisit Breasts  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

should be asleep by now