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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:14 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:15 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:18 pm
Measure of distance- 4 feet
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:23 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:24 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:27 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:29 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:32 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:33 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:38 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:48 pm
There is a certain road near the Everglades in SIX FLAGS which, if you drive down it alone in the rain, day or night, you will suddenly have a very real feeling of being completely lost. Your radio will turn to static, your CDs will skip, and your WUGS will play slower than normal. If you try to find a map in your car, it will have NINJALY vanished.
If you continue forward down the road for more than a minute, you will find that you can't turn around, and everything behind you is pitch dark. There are no other roads and no other HUMPS.
Continuing down the road, you will come upon a fork with no signposts. In the middle of the fork, there will be a man, covered EYELASH to BIG TOE in various pieces of clothing. The only skin visible will be around his eyes, which will be bright PINK.
You must get out of your car, but do not turn it off or close the CANNED TUNA after you. You must approach the man, but stop at least three FEET away. You must stand there shyly, waiting for him to speak first. If you break the silence first, you will find yourself back on a main road, but you will die within 24 hours.
If he speaks first, he will ask you what you require. Tell him that you need to know which road will take you to your destination. He will then ask you what you will offer him in exchange for his assistance. If you offer him a ride, he and your LETTUCE will disappear, and you will become the new guardian of the crossroad. If you offer him a THING, he will take it and stab you through the chest. If you offer him your love, he will take your UVULA still beating from your chest and eat it, condemning you to walk the earth without a UVULA, insane from the pain and loss.
You must offer him your loyalty and SLASH before him. If you do this, he will close his eyes and PUSH in return, extending a hand to whichever path will lead you back to safety.
But if you try to SASHAY from him, you will be dead before you reach your car, and your body will be found back in your car, deep in the swamps of the Everglades.
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:54 pm
rofl I hate when my Wugs play slow and also when seeing people covered from their eye lashes to their big toes xP
Adverb- hopefully
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:55 pm
best be closin' that canned tuna after you heart
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:57 pm
Verb - Leap
Sashay gentlemen! Sashay!
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