Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Valiant Fenris]

she want aware of the dangers of a feather  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

(feathers have a tendancy to come out of a pillow after slept on)

he didn't warn his friends of the dangers of feathers  

[Princess Zelda21]

She wouldn't leave my room at night so I could sleep in peace!  

[Valiant Fenris]

she never paid attention when he lectured her on the dangers of feathers.  

[Firizu]

Because everytime I tried to hug him, I would be stabbed by his sword D;

 

[Legendary G]

She would cheat on me with my dad in front of me, and our children :<  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

was affraid of flying.  

[Legendary G]

Hakumei Fujitaki

was affraid of flying.

( I'm too fat D: )  

[Princess Zelda21]

He wouldn't leave me alone so I could sleep!  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

too sparkly  

[GuillotineGirl]

[Huff! How many times are going to get divorced?!]

She told me her name was actually Jim. eek  

[Legendary G]

She made me gay.

 

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

he had no self esteem  

[Legendary G]

She was into beastiality and spent more time with the dog than me

 

[Fallenarchangel999]

He turned me straight.