Why did you divorce the person above you?

[the_hamster]

she kept shedding golden feathers in bed and when i collected them and stuffed a pillow with them she yelled at me.  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

(lol)

he tried to kill me for yelling at him because he used my feathers to stuff a pillow.  

[Princess Zelda21]

She kept sucking my blood while I was sleeping! *shudders*  

[Valiant Fenris]

she is to hot for me...;P  

[Princess Zelda21]

Um, he's a very kind hearted gentleman.... *blushes*  

[--Forwardx3]

her pointy ears r kinda sharp n its very uncomfortable when we standing close....  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

she kept kicking me!  

[GuillotineGirl]

She was a wimp. stressed  

[blood filled cries]

cause she's purple... its scarey  

[GuillotineGirl]

He was chained to the floor. rolleyes  

[blood filled cries]

She was just too beautiful... i had to let her find someone else just as beautifull as her. o__O  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

he tried to kill me.  

[the_hamster]

when she yelled at me for stuffing a pillow full of her feathers i hit her with it lightly and she yelled that i was trying to kill her  

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

he didn't hit me as lightly as he said and one of my feathers poked me in the eye so I had to divorce him first  

[GuillotineGirl]

[How can a feather poke you in the eye if it's in the pillow?]

She thought she was gonna die 'cause she got poked in the eye. rolleyes

[ whee Ha, that rhymed!]