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Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 10:26 pm
Ever since my ears became wings, I can't hear a damn thing.
I can fly though. smile
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Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 2:11 am
I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Then kill myself; secrecy must be maintained!
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Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:40 am
You trying to stare at my boobs? Well ya can't--cuz my gun's blocking them!! MWA HA HA HA!!!!!!
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Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:42 am
Eternal_PrinceOfFire Ever since my ears became wings, I can't hear a damn thing. I can fly though. smile Dang right. smile
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Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 11:54 pm
I was suppose to have turned that rock into a bird, where did my transmutation spell go wrong?
Why is my head so heavy?
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Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:22 pm
Time to get dem terrorists.
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 9:29 am
I may look happy, but that's because I'm a sociopath.
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 3:30 pm
Y'arr. Where be the little swashbuckler's room?
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Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 10:52 am
I am going to use this chainsaw looking thing to give this gy a root canal.
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Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 11:51 am
It's almost time for Thanksgiving, but I like stay dressed as a vampire.
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Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 5:26 pm
I hope the boys at the bar don't find out about my Britney Spears album collection.
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Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 11:53 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 11:46 pm
Nobody will pick on me now.
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Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 12:10 am
I need to stop eating so much… I'll get fat!
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Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 5:39 pm
WHY THE BUGGERY BOLLOCKS IS IT SNOWING INSIDE THE HOUSE ????? scream
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