Why did you divorce the person above you?

[annon fukyuu]

She never heard me through the earphones.  

[--Forwardx3]

u accidently smoke my face...  

[annon fukyuu]

She sold all my things to get rid of the smoke smell... and never got anything to replace them.  

[Princess Zelda21]

I know not who he is, nor do I know anything about him, sorry...  

[Historical]

She was really bad at playing games.
I kept wondering why she continued playing them. o.O

 

[GuillotineGirl]

He was too egotistical and he doesn't believe in sleeping in on the weekends. sweatdrop  

[Cat_Riot]

i burned a hole in the mattress

she didn't make me breakfast on sundays

yes, yes, it was me

 

[Nigufutsu Deemonu]

Her horns almost poked my eyes out one night  

[Cat_Riot]

i burned a hole in the mattress

she told me my sister couldn't join in the 3 some

yes, yes, it was me

 

[the_hamster]

she kept demanding that her sister join the 3some instead of her hot friend  

[GuillotineGirl]

stare He kept insisting on having a threesome even though I repeatedly refused. rolleyes  

[Princess Zelda21]

We had some religious issues...  

[Nigufutsu Deemonu]

She made me have issues telling the difference between games and reality @.@  

[Jessie-the-Foodie]

I thought he was really handsome at first, but his hat and his scarf hide his facial expressions too well, and it's hard to tell what he's thinking sometimes. Sometimes when all I see are his eyes staring at me, I wonder if he's going to try to eat me or something...ribbit.