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 Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 6:11 pm
Granted but you are now topless and everyone is seeing you and taking pictures of you putting them on the internet
I wish i my wishes could never be ruined
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 6:15 pm
granted but it stops this thread
i wish i had a baby rag
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:34 pm
tipsily granted but it vomits bile everytime you draw near it
i wish nothing can harm me
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 10:39 am
granted but it harms your loved ones instead
I wish i had some good ice cream...not these weird flavors..gross
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 6:52 pm
Granted... You now have the most perfectly flavoured ice cream ever existed, but at 90% butter fat from genetically engineered dairy products you suddenly undergo a "big-butt" mutation.
I wish my girlfriend got along better with my sister.
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:38 am
*shows you some provocative pictures* Uh, as you can see they are now getting along VERY well..
I wish to find the amored knight pieces in my sig
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:24 am
granted but the come alive and kill you.
I wish Rap music never existed.
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:12 pm
Granted but Then Country becomes much bigger and we are stuck listening to that on the radio
I wish i had less coffee
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Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:07 am
Granted... Your body now converts it to urine... but the bathroom is out of order.
I wish everyone a HAPPY 2010!
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Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 8:31 am
Granted
But everyone wants to have fun and a riot breaks out over tickets to a concert and many people...!die!...
I wish I had a pet Polar Bear
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Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:49 am
Granted but it ate your arm when you are asleep...
I wish for a new soda
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Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:03 pm
Granted... It's in the hot new flavour just for you! Squid and coffee! 3nodding
I wish this weekend was longer.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:38 am
Granted... but its longer in other parts of the world making your Monday and Tuesday much longer
I wish I had free internet for life >.<
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:46 am
Granted but now your computer has a Trojan virus.
I wish for insanity.
((so i wont have to see this world for what it really is))
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 12:42 pm
granted but you marry your brother
I wish i would stop having dreams about food
(its the strangest thing)
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