Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Cat_Riot]

he was a cryer in bed  

[Valiant Fenris]

She is a mean person  

[Cat_Riot]

i burned a hole in the mattress

his p***s was 2 sizes too small

yes, yes, it was me

 

[Polyurethane]

My dream is to get a career in . . . ಠ_ಠ

She doesn't have green eyes sad sad sad

Burning retina's and giving eyesores... ಠ_ಠ

 

[annon fukyuu]

She kept dropping our dinner on the ground.  

[GuillotineGirl]

He kept smoking in the house. Once, he accidently dropped his cigarette and the house blew up in flames. Yes, that would explain why his face is so deformed. gonk  

[Cat_Riot]

i burned a hole in the mattress

she thought it was christmas in july

yes, yes, it was me

 

[GuillotineGirl]

It's October, you dummy. stare

She couldn't keep her months straight.  

[Cat_Riot]

i burned a hole in the mattress

no i meant july -_-
its a ******** phrase

not trying to be correct on ******** get the stick outta ur a**

yes, yes, it was me

 

[GuillotineGirl]

But my point was that it's not July and I don't think it's winter in July. I think it's winter in October. stare Open your eyes.  

[Cat_Riot]

i burned a hole in the mattress

i wasn't trying to make a valid point
i was playing around
don't be so goddamn serious

yes, yes, it was me

 

[annon fukyuu]

<.< She kept getting into an argument with her ex, even when we went on vacation.  

[XmobX_fr3sh_x]

Cat_Riot

i burned a hole in the mattress

his p***s was 2 sizes too small

yes, yes, it was me

yikes :  

[Cat_Riot]

i burned a hole in the mattress

he was a virgin

yes, yes, it was me

 

[--Forwardx3]

When we first met, she said she *is* a cat