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 Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:55 pm
I'd wonder how many drugs I've taken.
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Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:37 pm
I'd wonder the same thing, while subtly reaching for my rifle...
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Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:40 pm
I would take your rifle if you found it or if I found it first and examine it for alien technology
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Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:59 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:26 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:38 pm
Hey hey hey HEY! Watch the coat.
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:00 pm
Oh, great. I'm being robbed.
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Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:38 pm
I an't beliebe I slept with Jack in the Box's cousin.
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Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:29 pm
...this feels wrong in so many ways...
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Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 11:24 am
Who the hell are you? Get the ******** out!!
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Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 7:50 pm
Why do you keep ending up in my bed?
I'll make you crepes with nutella and strawberries.
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Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 11:06 am
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Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:12 pm
stomp on your head. that'll teach you to sleep in my bed. stupid grunny
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Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:18 pm
I'd take your ponies as compensation and take over the world with them.
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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:55 pm
Tell her the party is over and to get the hell out.
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