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 Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:35 am
He turned out to be an alien invading our planet with intent on destroying our planet, and taking me back to his planet with him to live as a slave to his race, so I divorced him and sent him crying back to his home planet, too heartbroken to destory ours, and thus saved the world.
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:01 pm
She refused to wear nice clothes.
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:13 pm
He's a Christan. talk2hand
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:16 pm
I ran out of wishes and she went away emo
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:13 pm
He just freaked me out with those wings
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:16 pm
why doesn't anyone like my wings?!
he didn't like my wings
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:40 pm
mrgreen I like your wings.
[Anyways...] He accidently layed on Benny and squished him. crying
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:51 pm
(YAY, SOMEONE LIKES MY WINGS!!!!)
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:29 am
because i want more gold so i just divorce u... 24 more to go,,.
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:06 am
She was heartless! There's more to love than gold!
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:31 am
she was always wearing those rags even to formal dinners gonk
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:34 pm
His snake bit me. BAD, snake! scream [And I don't suppose you named your snake?]
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:40 pm
Because I'm straight and I recently discovered taht she was actulaly a female.
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 12:18 am
She always ripped up the dresses I bought her and made that rag dress out of all of them.
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 12:40 am
He tryed to make me do things that i did not want to do. crying
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