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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 4:01 pm
Or you could just pay me for my services.
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 4:17 pm
Pfft, what's better than waking up to a scantily clad maid, with tea and sweets?
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 4:27 pm
Well for starters, you aren't exactly "scantily clad". Maybe a little cleavage, then we talk. Plus, I have a degree in spec-ops.
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 4:42 pm
And...? I have tea and sweets. You can't beat that.
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 4:47 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 5:53 pm
Yeah. That's what I thought. *slips back under the covers*
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:09 pm
Yes, I'll have french toast for breakfast. Now get to work. Stop lazing about.
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:13 pm
If a lady wants to have fun, then she should be allowed to have fun. Never work a female servant to the bone.
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:30 pm
Get behind me, devil! *throws holy water*
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 12:51 am
Dude! Take your giant mecha battle elsewhere!
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 6:11 am
Hey, Hey! Get those guns out of the bed unless your giving ME one!
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 6:16 am
I can't decide which to stare at; the woman or the cake.
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 6:21 am
Oh, s**t. Did I wet the- Oh.
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 8:35 am
Danmitt! This is the seventh time this week I got stuck with another unholy spirit!
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 12:20 pm
Would you like for me to purge you of the 'unholy' spirits?
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