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 Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:26 pm
i killed you in order to rid the world of the devil's influence.
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:49 pm
i killed you to prove you're not rid of the devil yet. twisted
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:50 pm
i killed you because you have magic
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:08 pm
I killed you for exceeding the sash length limit.
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:43 pm
i killed you for acting like the fashion police. you're supposed to be a dictator, for evil's sake; have some dignity!
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 6:35 pm
i killed you for making your poor elves work an hour overtime.
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:05 pm
I killed you because you got glitter on my uniform. How can I intimidate my prisoners when I sparkle. They'll think I'm Edward Cullen!
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:22 pm
I killed you for also wanting to take over the world when I've been planning it since I was 12.
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:53 pm
i killed you because i was really in the mood to drown someone in glitter, and you were standing next to me.
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:55 pm
I killed you for having me hospitalized because I accidentally inhaled your glitter
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:24 am
I killed you for stealing the sheep I need to sacrifice for my nightly sacrificing ritual.
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:40 am
I killed you because frankly, I don't even like sheep but I like lamb chops! You got it all wrong but it's too late now. You tried to kill me. I needed revenge.
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:51 am
I killed you and defecated on your body to prove a point; your face.
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:14 am
I killed you for not being respectful! This is my vendetta!!!!!!
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:51 am
I killed you because you dared to defy me. Let this be a lesson to anyone else who thinks about doing the same thing.
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