Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

[Hana_Miki]

because they don't feel like it.

what should my question be?  

[S.T.O.N.E.D]

Something Retarded.

Why do only fat old people ride those motorized scooter in supermarkets?  

[PunctureWounds]

Firstly, I would like to say that I am NOT old! I may, however, be a crazy cat lady... (If you'd like to see pics of my cute little kitties click here)

Now to answer your question, It's of course, because they are to drunk fat to walk.

And lastly, my question is, what do you think you're doing!?  

[TintedShades]

Playing on EZ games and calling you a crazy cat lady.

Why doesn't oil paint come out of clothes?  

[ManagerKyoto]

Because it wants to wear them

Do you think it was a dirty trick by PunctureWounds to include a link to her forum?  

[PunctureWounds]

ninja Of course it wasn't! It was purely coincidental!

Would my computer like to have some ice cream?  

[TintedShades]

Probably not, most computers prefer pudding.

Why do I keep losing things?  

[Aurora Sing]

Because your things don't want to stay by you...

What time is it?  

[PunctureWounds]

It's about time my baby was born already!!

What's a good pizza crust recipe?  

[Aurora Sing]

1-800 Pizza Hut

Will peanutbutter ever be blue?  

[PunctureWounds]

xp I certainly hope not! Although it's possible peanut butter may be pink, because some peanuts have expressed the desire to be a more vibrant color than brown.

What's up with the purple and green ketchup?  

[XzinYaga]

They taste better... More like the blueberries they are impersonating... xd

hey miss murder???  

[ManagerKyoto]

Shut up, you smell badly.

Can you liberate you mind without liberating you soul?  

[Aurora Sing]

Of course not!

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?  

[PunctureWounds]

That's a rather personal question!

Where do people keep their souls?