Corrupt A Wish!

[Stained Sunday]

You have a never ending supply of water bottles near your bed, but they all spill and flood the world.

I wish I had a rubber ducky.  

[Nycko]

Wish granted, but you have to pay a fine of contaminating water.


I wish I had a candy apple.  

[Aurora Sing]

You get a candy apple but your teeth get stuck in it and once you finally bite into it the apple has a worm living in it and all the girls around you are totally grossed out by it and run screaming from you and its now impossible for you to get a date!  

[PunctureWounds]

No wishes to corrupt?

I wish I had a sail boat.  

[Aurora Sing]

^^Oops redface

You get a sailboat and then end up stranded on a desserted island like Tom Hanks in cast away but without the Volleyball to keep you company

I wish it was Saturday!  

[Stained Sunday]

It's Saturday...forever...so Sunday never comes and I vanish. crying xd

I wish the dishes were clean.  

[ManagerKyoto]

Granted, however you will not be able to use them again. Stupid radiation.

I wish I could see.  

[Aurora Sing]

You now have X-ray vision--unfortunately it only works through glass...


I wish I was getting a manicure/pedicure right now  

[PunctureWounds]

Granted, but the manicurist used a new type of polish that wasn't yet proven safe for humans, and your hands and feet fall off. gonk

I wish my house was self-cleaning!  

[Stained Sunday]

Your house is self cleaning, but at a high price; and it never stops cleaning...O.o

I wish I could sing better.  

[GilliamXR]

granted, but your strong voice destroies everyone's eardrum's. dumbass....

i wish that this world was not perfect, that there are flaws all over the place, that nothing can be corrupted, or that anything else can be corrupted.

[oy.....that took a while....]  

[Epic Fail Girl]

Your wish is granted, but nothing changes.

I wish for the perfect dog.  

[GilliamXR]

[YOU RUINED IT!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!]

granted, but the perfect dog you have will only eat, drink, and sleep on the perfect things[pretty pricy!]

edit:

ooopss......

i wish that frigin something good happened!!!!  

[Epic Fail Girl]

make another wish GilliamXR  

[ManagerKyoto]

Granted, sadly you were not awake to see it.

I wish for a super powered monkey head to replace my own