Outrageous Definitions

[Epic Fail Girl]

Torch - What you light on fire when you're in a dungeon playing d&d and you have no magic.

Remote -  

[Frayed Hope]

Rofl at the last one.

Remote: Not very close. Also, the object people most often throw at their TV when they find out that hot chick on Jerry Springer was really a man.

Waffles!  

[ManagerKyoto]

Waffles - a strange usually circular pastry that is usually not throw across a room at someones head.

angels  

[john999999]

souls of poeple accepted by the church

demons  

[Delightful_FOOL]

Demons: Souls of those screwed over by the Church

Thread  

[ManagerKyoto]

Thread - that small piece of crap the hangs off of your clothing.

Airwaves  

[Aurora Sing]

the place that an airplane rides


jello  

[ManagerKyoto]

That stuff you find between your toes and behind your ears.

Lyre  

[Aurora Sing]

Musical Mystical Item

Pirate  

[Stained Sunday]

One who rips of hardworking and talented companies. pirate

Energy drink  

[ManagerKyoto]

What you get when you electronically charge fluid.

Grill.  

[voiceofdog]

twisted grill-chineese for gill
tomato  

[Pandalover263]

Tomato- the word with two pronunciations. The world only uses the one.

prosthetic.  

[ManagerKyoto]

something fake added to replace something real.

replace  

[Aurora Sing]

placing again...


lightning