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 Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:09 am
I'm a former pirate.
You stole my sandwich!
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:19 am
that's what the men get for relentlessly asking women to make sandwhiches.
you bribed my birds to poop all over eternal. (what, you think i was going to say they pooped on me? hahahaha. they would never do that. rolleyes )
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:25 am
He killed me first mate. This was just step one in my plan to rid me of eternal.
Arrhh! Ye Scurvy land lubber, ye bit me!
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:54 am
*points to mask* How could I with this covering my lower face? I never take it off in front of my enemies.
You're guilty of associating with Boris in his crimes.
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:58 am
um, no. all i was doing was saying hello. *at the same time i'm saying this covertly hand Boris suspicious brown bag full of battle plans*
you doubted chuck norris.
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 7:07 pm
he bored me. i doubt the importance of all things that bore me.
you ate China!
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:30 pm
Correction. I took over China and since they're one of the biggest economies, I have enough of a headstart to take over the world!
You saw the weapons in my basement! Now, I have no choice but to murder you in cold blood
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 7:43 am
I have no idea what you're talking about. I've only been in your attic.
You peed on my tail! gonk
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 10:28 am
Well you shouldn't have put it in the toilet.
You're conspiring with Ayame and her rebel troupe.
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:32 pm
... Uh... I'm not a rebel. I'm an ally, remember? xd Don't think you forgot! Here's the treaty of alliance right here! ...(complete with forged signatures)
You are supporting a corrupt, disintegrating democracy
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 5:58 pm
No, I'm supporting a corrupt and oppressive dictatorship with me as the dictator. There's a difference.
You're questioning my authority as dictator!! You must be put to death in a prison camp!
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 10:30 pm
well, i'm sorry, but you just talk too fast! i just can't keep up when you dictate your letters for me to write down. sad
you turned the Earth into a giant baby owl!
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 11:10 pm
Well I can't help it! Owls are cute!
You clipped my wings, you meanie! T~T
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 11:12 pm
It's not my fault- you're the one who kept flapping while I was cutting out christmas decorations I printed from online websites.
You were the cause of the apocalypse!
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 11:13 pm
I'm sorry I had to do it, love. Orders from the meanie dictator who just so happens to pay big! mrgreen
You are accused of spreading happiness, peace, love and setting aside your murderous intents for a "goodie goodie" intention! Unforgivable!
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