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 Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:00 pm
well, with the lack of gravity, you journey into space where you suffocate because of the lack of oxygen and your corpse spirals through space for eternity.
I wish I had some more ice cream xd
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:06 pm
Granted! But u got so much that u froze to death before ur first lick I wish ppl could understand me both my actions and my words 
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:11 pm
With people being so understanding, they get angry, they don't like your words or actions, so they go on a massacre killing. You are one of the victims.
I wish i wasn't an insomniac.
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:58 pm
Granted! But now you're narcoleptic. You fall asleep everywhere: during breakfast, driving to work, on the toilet, etc.
I wish my next-door neighbor would be quieter. I'm trying to study for finals! scream
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:53 pm
Granted! They keep quiet, but their dog has a 12 hour long barking fit.
I wish I was mathematically intelligent for the span of three weeks.
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:57 pm
Granted! but as you get more mathematically intelligent you lose your other educational skills and it becomes permanent
I wish i had the power to control minds
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:24 am
Granted! but as u control ppls mind they can then control urs
I wish I had unilimited amount of money in my pocket that only I can get out and no one else knows about
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:01 pm
Granted, but you obsessively spend it on so much stuff, you end up spending the rest of your life paying the storage unit bills, with no time left to do anything fun or useful with the rest of your day.
I wish I could get my house organized.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:31 am
Granted... everything is now organized alphabetically, but your "Bath Tissue" is now located five rooms away from your "Toilet" whee
I wish my room mate would pay his share of the rent on time.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:31 am
Granted, but he only pays at inconvenient moments, like when you're having a personal conversation.
I wish that I was a black belt in Karate.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:05 pm
Granted, but everyone else on the planet now carries a gun.
I wish pizza had more recognition as the perfect food.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:07 pm
Granted! Now you have to wait hours for a pizza, because everyone else got in line for it first.
I wish I had the perfect body and mind.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:13 pm
Granted! But you now become an out cast for being so perfect.
I wish my life didn't suck
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:32 am
Granted! Now it blows.
I wish I wasn't sick.
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Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:08 pm
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