Why did you divorce the person above you?

[annon fukyuu]

All she ever did was buy butterfingers.  

[Skyeblue777]

He won't take off those sunglasses even when he sleeps.  

[Miumarie]

Bob keeps staring at me with that "droned stalker" face. *shiver*


By the way guys, I need some people to join a guild I just made!
 

[A Bad Wolf]

She kept telling me to join all these different groups.  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

All of that star-dust gave me cancer.
gonk

 

[GuillotineGirl]

She almost choked me to death with all of that hair while I was sleeping. eek  

[Miumarie]

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I'd like to say something very important....

"Because just now I realized that she was dead. Haha, I'm so stupid."

That is all.

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[the_hamster]

her imp wouldn't stop jabbing me with its tail  

[Skyeblue777]

His sword dagger thing almost killed Bob.  

[GuillotineGirl]

Her raindrop thing wouldn't quit staring at me. eek  

[A Bad Wolf]

Because she kept yelling at everyone that the onion on her head is garlic. ("she's crazy" confused )  

[LillyBones24]

because his hair was way better then mine  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

The law saya that one can't marry a picture.
...
emo

 

[Skyeblue777]

Bob is scared of her.  

[Nigufutsu Deemonu]

It's socially frowned upon to marry a doll