The person above me

[JTN]

^ just switched conditioner and it shows.  

[fonzie95]

wishes they could sparkle like edward cullen twisted  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

has some weird edward love.  

[JTN]

^ just led a highly coordinated raid on the refrigerator.  

[Windyful]

Has a J in their username xD  

[HazyKoala]

Will summon her unicorn to destroy all mankind. Oh and "fun fact: He is gay!" (Not really referrign to you, just needed to use that Scott Pilgrim quote)  

[fonzie95]

just ate a bannana  

[JTN]

^ loves the mystery meat served in the school cafeteria.
 

[Living Ink]

The person above me likes to juggle flaming balls of phosphorescent fire!  

[fonzie95]

JTN

^ loves the mystery meat served in the school cafeteria.

ITS OBAMAS MISSING UNICORN POOP!!!! blaugh  

[JTN]

^ is a girl dressed as a guy dressed as a girl dressed as a guy dressed as a girl.  

[HazyKoala]

Is craving unicorn meat, but cannot eat it hence he lose his Vegan powers. (And his demon hipster girls might go away!)  

[fonzie95]

^ just did the snooki dance stare  

[JTN]

^ saw the coconut, contemplated the coconut, became the coconut.  

[fonzie95]

^went 2 the moon with neon wings biggrin but forgot to chang his under garment befor leaving stressed