Ruin My Wish game

[Third Chaos Saint]

Granted but your super powers are smelling incredibly bad and growing your own finger nails

i wish i had a pirate ship >.<  

[Sunny FFA]

shiiit!!!!! xd  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

@suny:you can't post stuff like that here.*coughnewbcough*
@chaos:Granted but the moment you docked it a giant sea monster came and ate it

Me wish me could live underwater(its alot cooler)  

[Third Chaos Saint]

Granted but the same giant sea monster that eat chaos'es ship eat you

i wish i could read minds >.<  

[the_hamster]

granted but all minds are shouting their thoughts all at the same time and you have to go into seclusion to get some silence.

i wish i could make time stop  

[lovelikepups]

granted, but you can never restart it again

I wish my friends crush would just leave her alone and she would move along  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

granted but now she has a crush on YOU

I could warp through dimentions.  

[Third Chaos Saint]

granted but each dimension you go to is more dangerous then the last and you can never go back nor choose which dimension you go to...

i wish i had unlimited text unlimited minutes along with unlimited internet on my cellphone for ever >.<  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

(OMG IM STUCK IN FELARYA IM GONNA BE EATEN ALIVE!!!!!)
Granted but it was messed up and the phone bill was INFLATED!!
I wish i could escape Felarya uneaten  

[Third Chaos Saint]

Granted now you went to monster land where they ripped you apart and eat you

i wish i didn't have to do my own research >.<  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

@chaos:if you didn't know,felarya is more dangerous than the one you mentioned trust me,you see that wiki they had about it you might reconsider on that ruined wish of mine,you actually sent me to a place SAFER!!!

@Yuki:granted but after ingesting it you wake up AS A SLIM JIM YOURSELF!!!

I wish i can escape any prison,even a stomach.  

[littlestumpy]

granted but u dont want to know how u escape
i wish i was a ninja and was the master of a village  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

granted but you were hunted down by criminals.

I wish i would taste bad so no one would think of eating me.  

[Third Chaos Saint]

Granted but you also smell bad and everyone avoids you

i wish i had a new better computer