What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-8)
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Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:22 pm
The droid swipes at the man's ridiculous hat.Kay9214 = 140 Droid = 85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:24 pm
The droid points at a spot on the wall to make the man look behind himself and punches the man in the face.Kay9214 = 85 Droid = 85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-8)
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Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:25 pm
While the man is still recovering, the droid drops down and ties the man's shoelaces together.Kay9214 = 85 Droid = 85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-8)
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Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:29 pm
Purtie Kay9214 The droid ducks, then pushes the confused, crippled alien over.
Purtie: 195 Droid: 250 Listens to droid quacking like a duck confused Purtie = 195 droid = 195 The droid checks its vocabulator for errors and swipes at the woman's knees.Purtie = 195 Droid = 85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-8)
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Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:30 pm
Purtie confused still listening to duck sounds from droid Purtie = 195 droid = 140 The droid comes around behind the woman and slashes at her spine.Purtie = 195 Droid = 85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-8)
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Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:31 pm
Purtie All I hear is quacking confused Purtie = 195 droid = 140 After missing twice, the droid decides it is, in fact, a duck. The droid drops to the ground, waddles side to side, and nips at the woman's toes.Purtie = 140 Droid = 85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-8)
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Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:35 pm
Nia Phoenix Nia Phoenix: 195 Droid: 195 Gratefully she was able to dodge all his swings...she was thankful that apparently the spilled tea had somehow messed up the controls and this droid was losing power at odd moments. Taking advantage of the situation, she blasted him with lightning hoping to fry his circuits Nia 195 Droid 140 The droid contained what it could of the electric shock from the girl's Force Lightning, suffering substantial damage while doing so, and released the reserve of energy on the girl when she got close enough.Nia Phoenix = 140 Droid = 140
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:36 pm
Nia Phoenix Nia 195 Droid 140 she watched for a moment as his control panel began to smoke...she rushed forward once again, igniting her light saber she swung..... The droid grabbed at the girl's foot, flinging her up and on her back.Nia Phoenix = 140 Droid = 140
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 8 (1-8)
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Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:37 pm
Nia Phoenix Nia 195 Droid 140 despite the obvious damage, the droid somehow managed to dodge her weapon, not giving up she swung again The girl dodged too quickly with her fancy footwork. The droid swiped at the girl's feet to stop that from happening again.Nia Phoenix = 85 Droid = 140
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-12)
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Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:39 pm
gowie2 gaia_star Don't be scared, droid... The droid remembered reading somewhere that the only way to destroy a zombie was to cut off its head. The droid swiped at the creature's head.gowie2 = 10 Droid = 250
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 5 (1-12)
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Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:41 pm
gowie2 gaia_star gaia_star Get back here so I can hit you. scream The droid pondered for a fraction of a second the fact that this particular zombie might have been confused by its humanoid shape. What do zombies say when they chase after droids anyway? Processors *drool*?gowie2 = 10 Droid = 250
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:43 pm
gowie2 gaia_star gaia_star gaia_star I'm cute and cuddly.... You don't have to be afraid. emotion_kirakira My Current HP: 10Droid's HP: 250 The droid decided to give the creature what it wanted. The droid pulled out the small brain of the creature and fed it to itself.gowie2 = Stop eating yourself! Stop eating yourself! Droid = 250
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-8)
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Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:47 pm
Felinophile Kay9214 Felinophile immediately attacks another MEDIUM droid feln 250 droid 250195 The droid attacks the woman's poor math skills!
Felinophile: 195 Droid: 195lucky shot stare The droid draws an isosceles triangle across the woman's abdomen.Felinophile = 195 Droid = 85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:49 pm
Felinophile i'll show you who knows math with a couple of blows to the chops Missing, the droid attempts to blow the woman's brain to pieces by discussing the fine points of quantum physics.Felinophile = 140 Droid = 85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:52 pm
Felinophile backs droid into corner felin 195 droid 85 mrgreen Having her trapped by drawing her into his corner, the droid asks the woman for the formula for figuring out the area of a sphere.Felinophile = 85 Droid = 85
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