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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:05 pm
i killed you for not having any Christmas spirit! biggrin
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:38 pm
I killed you for bringing peace, joy, and happiness to people.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:25 am
I killed you for not killing Santa when I asked you to... (And I asked nicely!)
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:38 pm
I killed you for thinking that you can give me orders.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:42 pm
i killed you for thinking you can glide through life not listening to anyone.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:47 pm
*killed you for being present in the last couple of threads I've visited*
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:00 pm
I killed you because it's my job.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:47 pm
i killed you because you were on the Naughty List, and someone crossed out "Naughty" and replaced it with "To-Be-Assassinated".
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:23 pm
i killed you for letting mischevious elves near your naughty and nice list.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:37 pm
I killed you for your anti-government activities. I knew someone dressed like that would secretly be a rebel.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:59 pm
I killed you for being a rebel against terrorism.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:00 pm
I killed you for smoking in the North Pole stables
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 11:44 am
I killed you so I could mount your head on a plaque and hang it over the fireplace.
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 11:49 am
I killed you for poking your eye out.
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Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 2:03 pm
i killed you for being a military cat. cats are already too unwarrantedly authoritative as it is.
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