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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:24 pm
Needs to explain herself.
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:51 pm
His signature is offending Americans.
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:37 pm
Needs to know it's the truth.
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:58 pm
is never gonna get anywhere in life if he doesn't stop murdering and criticizing people.
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:06 pm
Is just saying that so she won't be next.
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:15 am
Is assassinating everyone on his list of doom.
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:45 pm
has a terrible and ironic secret:
he hates cats.
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:29 pm
Is giving away a puppy to all the good girls and boys. The bad ones will find a wolverine under the tree.
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:33 pm
is going to find something under his tree that starts with "wolver" and ends with "ine".
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:40 pm
Will be thanked for the kind present and new pet that he gave me.
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:54 pm
is going to have some trouble keeping a virtually immortal man with claws as a pet.
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:58 pm
Has confused a wolverine with Wolverine.
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:03 pm
rolleyes thinks a lack of capitalization is sound grounds for criticism.
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 10:51 pm
automatically assumes that someone is actually talking about the capitalized version in lowercase, as most people do, though in some cases it causes confusion. *sniff* what has this world come to?
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:17 am
Is about to have the curtain fall on her head as she takes her bow.
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