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 Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:37 am
Because that's a breakfast item, not dinner item!
Why do I not have a cookie?
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:38 am
Cookies don't exist anymore
Does time exist to those who have passed??? 
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:46 am
only if they look both ways before passing
why aren't pets allowed in restauraunts?
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:49 am
because they know I'll eat them....don't know how they found out
What are clouds made of???
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:58 am
used diapers
why do we eat turkey on thanksgiving?
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:02 am
Well, it's because we can never catch the roadrunner
How do they put the cream filling inside a twinkie????
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:06 am
the pastry fairy does it with her magic spork
why are there monsters in my closet?
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:08 am
to make you laugh
Why is the world filled with so much evil?
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:12 am
because Britney Spears won't eat vegetables
why can't i drive on the sidewalk if i'm late for work?
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:15 am
because you'll get struck by lighting rabbits
What is the meaning of life???
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:21 am
to do the electric slide
what are hot dogs made of?
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:23 am
Trust me you really don't want to know
How is sound formed???
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:29 am
when blondes try to do complex math eqautions
who invented caramel?
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:36 am
a car accident
Whats green all over with pink polka dots and a horn for a nose???
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:38 am
Bob Dole
why do robots make bad lovers?
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