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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 5:55 pm
granted! but it only lets you know when you died on the inside...
I wish someone would kill me...
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 6:13 pm
Granted. I'll be there in 30 years.
I wish Carlos Mencia didn't steal jokes
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 6:17 pm
granted, but the jokes he comes up with are lame, and everyone ends up hating him.
I wish teachers didn't give out so many projects at the end of the year.
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 6:22 pm
(that wasn't ruining a wish razz ) Granted. But you're intelligence declines and you end up pumping gas in the near future. I wish commercials weren't so long
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 6:32 pm
granted but they are now replaced with the president sitting at his desk picking his nose.
I wish some people weren't assholes (Sorry if you don't like cursing)
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 6:33 pm
granted, people are no longer a** holes.
but god suddenly becomes hateful. (sorry for any highly religious people, even god needs some jokes every once in a while)
I wish My first job wasn't hard to come by.
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 9:52 am
Granted, but it's a nightmare job.... Like McDonalds or Sonic.... (I've heard horror stories from people who have work there)
I wish my boyfriend would come home.... I miss him crying
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 11:53 am
Granted. he comes home but he's already married (sorry 4 that ) i wish i was a lolypop @.@ whee
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 1:14 pm
*crunch* *crunch* G-granted. -mouthfull-
I wish that no one was ugly.
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 1:16 pm
Granted! but now people kill eachother over someone... I wish i had skittles...I LOVE SKITTLES!!!
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 1:19 pm
*poof* Skittles touch biggrin
I wish all these wishes didn't have to be corrupted.
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 1:40 pm
Granted! but people loose there humor and veer towards suicide! xd I wish that fiction became reality...
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 4:22 pm
Granted but you're the first to be probed by the aliens
I wish Jason Vorhees was real...
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 4:53 pm
Granted, but he ends up living miles away from you and you never even know he's there.
I wish my brother were more understanding.
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 5:08 pm
Granted but now he's so understanding that he's like your sister now.
I wish I didn't have a brother or sister.
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