Life Is Better With Something Witty To Say

[[ Hippoman ]]

When you recive a gift you don't like: Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.  

[[ Hippoman ]]

I'll never forget they're last words: .....uhh.......  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

you can't spell slaughter with out laughter.... twisted  

[Raven_Ridge]

hirai

Raven_Ridge

Setting: At the Zoo with my Aunt Megan (Whom I called Auntie May-May at the time)


Me: "Auntie May-May! I wanna see the seals! Please?!?!?"

Aunt Megan: (Looking at a Capybara, a giant rat/rabbit) "No! We just saw the seals! We're looking at the big bunny right now."

Me: "But I wanna see the seals!"

Megan: "No. We might see them later, but not now!"

Me: (In the loudest voice my 4-year-old lungs could muster) "F*** BIG RABBIT!!!"

I love you...even though you're a guy.

You'll get over it, because you'll realize soon that everyone loves me!!! mrgreen  

[Raven_Ridge]

Demon Duck of Doom

you can't spell slaughter with out laughter.... twisted

mrgreen OH MY GOD! You just made me realize that "Manslaughter" is "Man's Laughter" without a space (Or apostrophe)!!!  

[Captain Saru]

"Curiosity wet the bear, but I'm a hippo! I'm SUPPOSED to get wet!"
-Hippo  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

Raven_Ridge

Demon Duck of Doom

you can't spell slaughter with out laughter.... twisted

mrgreen OH MY GOD! You just made me realize that "Manslaughter" is "Man's Laughter" without a space (Or apostrophe)!!!

wow....do you think other people know about this???...could this be another one of those conspiracies????  

[JTN]

"Everywhere is walking distance... if you simply had the time." 3nodding  

[JTN]

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

people are like jigsaw puzzles...they are only puzzling when you don't know how the pieces fit together  

[Raven_Ridge]

"Some people are like Slinkys... They don't do much, but everyone enjoys watching them tumble down the stairs!"  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

Raven_Ridge

"Some people are like Slinkys... They don't do much, but everyone enjoys watching them tumble down the stairs!"

now thats funny rofl  

[Neko`Sarine]

I still have a little sanity left. I keep it in a cage and throw it table scraps when I remember.

--Fugi_Hobo_Jacket  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all...*my mom as she put duct tape on my brother's mouth*...this should help...  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

its not the dust bunnies you have to worry about....its the dirt serpents...

(friend hear a drunk outside a motel room say this)