To those who have drowned in chocolate...I envy you.

[Demon Duck of Doom]

[ Hippoman ]

Demon Duck of Doom

so...what does cat saliva smell like??

A half-squished banana with three toothpicks and an ear infection.

eewwww....that's kind of what I thought...gross.....  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

scream I NEED CHOCOLATE!!....NOW!!!!!!!  

[hirai]

I just had a piece of super chocolatey fudge cake WHILE reading femslashy fanfiction *squee!*  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

hirai

I just had a piece of super chocolatey fudge cake WHILE reading femslashy fanfiction *squee!*

mad I hate you.... mad
I have to wait until later to get chocolate.....  

[hirai]

*continues to read* Whee, dirty... xd  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

can I look at your book?? smile  

[Raven_Ridge]

eek ...I don't want to know...  

[Captain Saru]

Apparently it's slash-tastic. From what I've heard.  

[Raven_Ridge]

Of course not! That would make sense!!!! What do you think this is, the sense-making-Sub-Forum? I mean, it's named "I Poked a Badger with a Spoon!" Who is this "I?" Without knowing that, this whole Sub-Forum cannot make sense!  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

so far none of this is making much sense....  

[Raven_Ridge]

*Rolls eyes in exasperation* ...Will someone please read the post I just mace above?  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

If I could read...I would not be on line...because I would have a life....
xp  

[Raven_Ridge]

Demon Duck of Doom

If I could read...I would not be on line...because I would have a life....
xp

Oh... Also, if you could read, you would see that I made a grammatical error in said post...  

[Demon Duck of Doom]

Raven_Ridge

Demon Duck of Doom

If I could read...I would not be on line...because I would have a life....
xp

Oh... Also, if you could read, you would see that I made a grammatical error in said post...

whatsa gramatical error??  

[Raven_Ridge]

HAH!!! YOU CAN READ!!! I'VE DISCOVERED YOUR SECRET!!! Now you must pay me to keep quiet... ...You could also threaten my life, which is cheaper and easier... ...But I'd prefer money...