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 Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:21 pm
Why are you wearing that toupee?
This lovely set of Ginsu knives
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:18 pm
What was the murder weapon?
some guy in a trenchcoat
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 8:53 pm
some guy in a trenchcoat/ with whom did you leave your little sister?
kumquat jelly
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:31 am
What do you want on your banana?
marshmellow fudge
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:57 am
What was the suspect covered in?
The donkey did it.
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:43 am
Okay, who left muddy donkey prints all over my new, hardwood floor?
42 ninjas in drag
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:23 pm
What pictures would we find on your computer?
A spaghetti covered baby.
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:14 pm
A spaghetti covered baby./what do his enemies call chef mario batali?
xbox
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:32 pm
Where do you want me to file these X-rays?
Splendid
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:05 pm
how would that pirate vest look on Jack Sparrow?
my long lost sister
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 6:57 pm
Who are you donating your kidney to?
A cup of milk, A stick of butter, A loaf of bread
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 3:19 pm
xUltra Violetx Who are you donating your kidney to? A cup of milk, A stick of butter, A loaf of bread a cup of milk, a stick of butter, a loaf of bread/what do i hope to not find in my lunchbox this August? raisinettes
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:07 am
What was that new musical called?
Ice Cold Water
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:29 am
say waiter, my wine tastes weak, what's in it? or- what's in the gas tank that's making us stall? or- how can we rouse Aurora from her sound slumber?  it only takes one.
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:28 pm
How many banks do you think we should rob?
its showtime!
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