Useless Superpowers

[Pandalover263]

Amazing lottery abilities! Can ask you to pick a number, tell it to you, and then picks another number AFTER you tell what it is and then tells you if it's right or wrong! (goes by the pseudonym Keno)  

[ManagerKyoto]

can sweat on command  

[PunctureWounds]

Can scratch his own itches with ease.  

[xX_Random-Soul_Xx]

The power to edit things!  

[Stained Sunday]

^ Has the power to run super-fast...but can't stop.  

[ManagerKyoto]

can hold breath for a minute  

[PunctureWounds]

Can wink one eye at a time!  

[john999999]

can twist his tounge  

[PunctureWounds]

Can tell males from females. lol  

[rathykins]

^Can fold napkins like fancy restaurants do.

 

[Clarus Luna Somnium]

can do your hair with a snap of her fingers  

[rathykins]

^Can eat trees in one bite.

 

[Aurora Sing]

The amazing ability to shake money from trees eek  

[john999999]

ability to play video games  

[PunctureWounds]

Can remove a bandage in one rip.