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, and the mongoose did not waste a single second after realizing this extreme tactical advantage. As he ominously warbled closer and closer, I couldn't help but think...

One late night I couldn't sleep so I stayed up and added a game to my subforum that no one was getting into. Since no one was interested I decided to give all the replys to myself. But shortly after someone else showed up and we started this crazy story about a mongoose wearing a fuzzy pink tutu that danced around. All the people of the village loved the mongoose and his tutu so one day the mayor of the village had a great idea!

He decided to give the mongoose the key to the city. But there was a catch, it turns out that the mongoose was an evil mongoose. So the villagers assembled to hang me, so I ran down to the old lake naked and jumped into the freezing water. Hey the freezing water is better than getting hanged! Unfortunately, on the other side of the lake was a vicious possum. Oh sure I was scared at first sight but when I noticed it's fangs, I sh*t my pants. Fleeing from the scene, I tried to muster some strength. Alas, It was almost impossible until I remembered that the berries native to the land gave you super kick-a** karate and roundhouse kick skills like Chuck Norris! I began to give those blasted raccoons their "what's for" when suddenly I remembered that the possums were my targets. So I ran to my hut to get clothes on--naked round house kicks=not cool! On the way there I spotted the mongoose who tried to get me hanged in the first place.

We stared each other down for a bit before he started doing this "Kill Bill" sort of thing. He had this insanely long sword (actually his tail was unusually long too). I still needed to flee from the evil mongoose! I tricked him into looking in the woods by saying " that his doctor was in there and he wanted to give him a strawberry-flavored lollipop, but then the mongoose said (I didn't know they could talk!) "Are you trying to trick me--I will not fall for it, I want to give you a waffle." So we shared waffles and lollipops in the woods. Which was lucky for me 'cause I was starved! I refocused on my plan to get clothes so I mentioned I needed more syrup and darted to my hut. You will never believe what I found when I got there! It was the biggest plate of pancakes in the world! "That is a mighty big plate of pancakes..." I thought to myself. "Is being naked really that bad?"

This of course only brought on the next question. "Where on earth did everything else in the house go?" All that was left was the biggest plate of pancakes in the world and my glow in the dark snorkel. The one and same snorkel that I used to save the world from the calico colored hamster!! I thought that I could use the snorkel for sustenance in case the pancakes disappeared. I opened the window and I saw Jeff, my long lost room mate, dancing with the evil mongoose!! I grabbed my snorkle, jumped out my open window and shouted, "Thundercats, HOOOOO!!!!!" as I charged into the fray, only to realize that I was standing in what appeared to be the parkinglot of a 7-11.

But the 7-11 was closed for the night! What would I do without my late night slurpee. Jeff and the mongoose also seemed to realise that there was a problem with the absense of slurpees, and the mongoose did not waste a single second after realising this extreme tactical advantage. As he ominously warbled close and closer, I couldn't help but think about the starving children just up the road from me. Or the sadistic plight of me standing in a 7-11 parking lot, covered with only a snorkel. Just then Jeff remembered that he worked for this 7-11 and pulled the store key out of...

get into that 7-11 and get our slurpees!!

One late night I couldn't sleep so I stayed up and added a game to my subforum that no one was getting into. Since no one was interested I decided to give all the replys to myself. But shortly after someone else showed up and we started this crazy story about a mongoose wearing a fuzzy pink tutu that danced around. All the people of the village loved the mongoose and his tutu so one day the mayor of the village had a great idea!

He decided to give the mongoose the key to the city. But there was a catch, it turns out that the mongoose was an evil mongoose. So the villagers assembled to hang me, so I ran down to the old lake naked and jumped into the freezing water. Hey the freezing water is better than getting hanged! Unfortunately, on the other side of the lake was a vicious possum. Oh sure I was scared at first sight but when I noticed it's fangs, I sh*t my pants. Fleeing from the scene, I tried to muster some strength. Alas, It was almost impossible until I remembered that the berries native to the land gave you super kick-a** karate and roundhouse kick skills like Chuck Norris! I began to give those blasted raccoons their "what's for" when suddenly I remembered that the possums were my targets. So I ran to my hut to get clothes on--naked round house kicks=not cool! On the way there I spotted the mongoose who tried to get me hanged in the first place.

We stared each other down for a bit before he started doing this "Kill Bill" sort of thing. He had this insanely long sword (actually his tail was unusually long too). I still needed to flee from the evil mongoose! I tricked him into looking in the woods by saying " that his doctor was in there and he wanted to give him a strawberry-flavored lollipop, but then the mongoose said (I didn't know they could talk!) "Are you trying to trick me--I will not fall for it, I want to give you a waffle." So we shared waffles and lollipops in the woods. Which was lucky for me 'cause I was starved! I refocused on my plan to get clothes so I mentioned I needed more syrup and darted to my hut. You will never believe what I found when I got there! It was the biggest plate of pancakes in the world! "That is a mighty big plate of pancakes..." I thought to myself. "Is being naked really that bad?"

This of course only brought on the next question. "Where on earth did everything else in the house go?" All that was left was the biggest plate of pancakes in the world and my glow in the dark snorkel. The one and same snorkel that I used to save the world from the calico colored hamster!! I thought that I could use the snorkel for sustenance in case the pancakes disappeared. I opened the window and I saw Jeff, my long lost room mate, dancing with the evil mongoose!! I grabbed my snorkle, jumped out my open window and shouted, "Thundercats, HOOOOO!!!!!" as I charged into the fray, only to realize that I was standing in what appeared to be the parkinglot of a 7-11.

But the 7-11 was closed for the night! What would I do without my late night slurpee. Jeff and the mongoose also seemed to realise that there was a problem with the absense of slurpees, and the mongoose did not waste a single second after realising this extreme tactical advantage. As he ominously warbled close and closer, I couldn't help but think about the starving children just up the road from me. Or the sadistic plight of me standing in a 7-11 parking lot, covered with only a snorkel. Just then Jeff remembered that he worked for this 7-11 and pulled the store key out of his a**s. I wondered why he would keep such a thing in there, but decided that there wasn't time enough for such speculation, we had to get into that 7-11 and get our slurpees!!

So Jeff unlocked the door of the 7-11, and we entered. To our suprise, instead of the inside of a 7-11, what we saw was the single worst thing imaginable. The slurpee machine was machine and in it's place was a...

One late night I couldn't sleep so I stayed up and added a game to my subforum that no one was getting into. Since no one was interested I decided to give all the replys to myself. But shortly after someone else showed up and we started this crazy story about a mongoose wearing a fuzzy pink tutu that danced around. All the people of the village loved the mongoose and his tutu so one day the mayor of the village had a great idea!

He decided to give the mongoose the key to the city. But there was a catch, it turns out that the mongoose was an evil mongoose. So the villagers assembled to hang me, so I ran down to the old lake naked and jumped into the freezing water. Hey the freezing water is better than getting hanged! Unfortunately, on the other side of the lake was a vicious possum. Oh sure I was scared at first sight but when I noticed it's fangs, I sh*t my pants. Fleeing from the scene, I tried to muster some strength. Alas, It was almost impossible until I remembered that the berries native to the land gave you super kick-a** karate and roundhouse kick skills like Chuck Norris! I began to give those blasted raccoons their "what's for" when suddenly I remembered that the possums were my targets. So I ran to my hut to get clothes on--naked round house kicks=not cool! On the way there I spotted the mongoose who tried to get me hanged in the first place.

We stared each other down for a bit before he started doing this "Kill Bill" sort of thing. He had this insanely long sword (actually his tail was unusually long too). I still needed to flee from the evil mongoose! I tricked him into looking in the woods by saying " that his doctor was in there and he wanted to give him a strawberry-flavored lollipop, but then the mongoose said (I didn't know they could talk!) "Are you trying to trick me--I will not fall for it, I want to give you a waffle." So we shared waffles and lollipops in the woods. Which was lucky for me 'cause I was starved! I refocused on my plan to get clothes so I mentioned I needed more syrup and darted to my hut. You will never believe what I found when I got there! It was the biggest plate of pancakes in the world! "That is a mighty big plate of pancakes..." I thought to myself. "Is being naked really that bad?"

This of course only brought on the next question. "Where on earth did everything else in the house go?" All that was left was the biggest plate of pancakes in the world and my glow in the dark snorkel. The one and same snorkel that I used to save the world from the calico colored hamster!! I thought that I could use the snorkel for sustenance in case the pancakes disappeared. I opened the window and I saw Jeff, my long lost room mate, dancing with the evil mongoose!! I grabbed my snorkle, jumped out my open window and shouted, "Thundercats, HOOOOO!!!!!" as I charged into the fray, only to realize that I was standing in what appeared to be the parkinglot of a 7-11.

But the 7-11 was closed for the night! What would I do without my late night slurpee. Jeff and the mongoose also seemed to realise that there was a problem with the absense of slurpees, and the mongoose did not waste a single second after realising this extreme tactical advantage. As he ominously warbled close and closer, I couldn't help but think about the starving children just up the road from me. Or the sadistic plight of me standing in a 7-11 parking lot, covered with only a snorkel. Just then Jeff remembered that he worked for this 7-11 and pulled the store key out of his a**s. I wondered why he would keep such a thing in there, but decided that there wasn't time enough for such speculation, we had to get into that 7-11 and get our slurpees!!

So Jeff unlocked the door of the 7-11, and we entered. To our suprise, instead of the inside of a 7-11, what we saw was the single worst thing imaginable. The slurpee machine was missing and in it's place was a swirling black vortex that was gradually growing, swallowing everything in it's way. "Perfect," I thought as I grabbed the evil mongoose and threw him in the vortex. Then Jeff spun toward me in a crazy kung-fu karate tae-kwon-do kick punch thingie, I really don't know what it was, but it hurt like hell. "Jeff!" I exclaimed.

One late night I couldn't sleep so I stayed up and added a game to my subforum that no one was getting into. Since no one was interested I decided to give all the replys to myself. But shortly after someone else showed up and we started this crazy story about a mongoose wearing a fuzzy pink tutu that danced around. All the people of the village loved the mongoose and his tutu so one day the mayor of the village had a great idea!

He decided to give the mongoose the key to the city. But there was a catch, it turns out that the mongoose was an evil mongoose. So the villagers assembled to hang me, so I ran down to the old lake naked and jumped into the freezing water. Hey the freezing water is better than getting hanged! Unfortunately, on the other side of the lake was a vicious possum. Oh sure I was scared at first sight but when I noticed it's fangs, I sh*t my pants. Fleeing from the scene, I tried to muster some strength. Alas, It was almost impossible until I remembered that the berries native to the land gave you super kick-a** karate and roundhouse kick skills like Chuck Norris! I began to give those blasted raccoons their "what's for" when suddenly I remembered that the possums were my targets. So I ran to my hut to get clothes on--naked round house kicks=not cool! On the way there I spotted the mongoose who tried to get me hanged in the first place.

We stared each other down for a bit before he started doing this "Kill Bill" sort of thing. He had this insanely long sword (actually his tail was unusually long too). I still needed to flee from the evil mongoose! I tricked him into looking in the woods by saying " that his doctor was in there and he wanted to give him a strawberry-flavored lollipop, but then the mongoose said (I didn't know they could talk!) "Are you trying to trick me--I will not fall for it, I want to give you a waffle." So we shared waffles and lollipops in the woods. Which was lucky for me 'cause I was starved! I refocused on my plan to get clothes so I mentioned I needed more syrup and darted to my hut. You will never believe what I found when I got there! It was the biggest plate of pancakes in the world! "That is a mighty big plate of pancakes..." I thought to myself. "Is being naked really that bad?"

This of course only brought on the next question. "Where on earth did everything else in the house go?" All that was left was the biggest plate of pancakes in the world and my glow in the dark snorkel. The one and same snorkel that I used to save the world from the calico colored hamster!! I thought that I could use the snorkel for sustenance in case the pancakes disappeared. I opened the window and I saw Jeff, my long lost room mate, dancing with the evil mongoose!! I grabbed my snorkle, jumped out my open window and shouted, "Thundercats, HOOOOO!!!!!" as I charged into the fray, only to realize that I was standing in what appeared to be the parkinglot of a 7-11.

But the 7-11 was closed for the night! What would I do without my late night slurpee. Jeff and the mongoose also seemed to realise that there was a problem with the absense of slurpees, and the mongoose did not waste a single second after realising this extreme tactical advantage. As he ominously warbled close and closer, I couldn't help but think about the starving children just up the road from me. Or the sadistic plight of me standing in a 7-11 parking lot, covered with only a snorkel. Just then Jeff remembered that he worked for this 7-11 and pulled the store key out of his a**s. I wondered why he would keep such a thing in there, but decided that there wasn't time enough for such speculation, we had to get into that 7-11 and get our slurpees!!

So Jeff unlocked the door of the 7-11, and we entered. To our suprise, instead of the inside of a 7-11, what we saw was the single worst thing imaginable. The slurpee machine was missing and in it's place was a swirling black vortex that was gradually growing, swallowing everything in it's way. "Perfect," I thought as I grabbed the evil mongoose and threw him in the vortex. Then Jeff spun toward me in a crazy kung-fu karate tae-kwon-do kick punch thingie, I really don't know what it was, but it hurt like hell. "Jeff!" I exclaimed."What was that for!!!" I was so mad that I punched him in the gut and he stumbled backwards drawing nearer and nearer to the slurppe machine. I was relieved that it was save.

Well that was until Jeff collided with it and...

One late night I couldn't sleep so I stayed up and added a game to my subforum that no one was getting into. Since no one was interested I decided to give all the replys to myself. But shortly after someone else showed up and we started this crazy story about a mongoose wearing a fuzzy pink tutu that danced around. All the people of the village loved the mongoose and his tutu so one day the mayor of the village had a great idea!

He decided to give the mongoose the key to the city. But there was a catch, it turns out that the mongoose was an evil mongoose. So the villagers assembled to hang me, so I ran down to the old lake naked and jumped into the freezing water. Hey the freezing water is better than getting hanged! Unfortunately, on the other side of the lake was a vicious possum. Oh sure I was scared at first sight but when I noticed it's fangs, I sh*t my pants. Fleeing from the scene, I tried to muster some strength. Alas, It was almost impossible until I remembered that the berries native to the land gave you super kick-a** karate and roundhouse kick skills like Chuck Norris! I began to give those blasted raccoons their "what's for" when suddenly I remembered that the possums were my targets. So I ran to my hut to get clothes on--naked round house kicks=not cool! On the way there I spotted the mongoose who tried to get me hanged in the first place.

We stared each other down for a bit before he started doing this "Kill Bill" sort of thing. He had this insanely long sword (actually his tail was unusually long too). I still needed to flee from the evil mongoose! I tricked him into looking in the woods by saying " that his doctor was in there and he wanted to give him a strawberry-flavored lollipop, but then the mongoose said (I didn't know they could talk!) "Are you trying to trick me--I will not fall for it, I want to give you a waffle." So we shared waffles and lollipops in the woods. Which was lucky for me 'cause I was starved! I refocused on my plan to get clothes so I mentioned I needed more syrup and darted to my hut. You will never believe what I found when I got there! It was the biggest plate of pancakes in the world! "That is a mighty big plate of pancakes..." I thought to myself. "Is being naked really that bad?"

This of course only brought on the next question. "Where on earth did everything else in the house go?" All that was left was the biggest plate of pancakes in the world and my glow in the dark snorkel. The one and same snorkel that I used to save the world from the calico colored hamster!! I thought that I could use the snorkel for sustenance in case the pancakes disappeared. I opened the window and I saw Jeff, my long lost room mate, dancing with the evil mongoose!! I grabbed my snorkle, jumped out my open window and shouted, "Thundercats, HOOOOO!!!!!" as I charged into the fray, only to realize that I was standing in what appeared to be the parkinglot of a 7-11.

But the 7-11 was closed for the night! What would I do without my late night slurpee. Jeff and the mongoose also seemed to realise that there was a problem with the absense of slurpees, and the mongoose did not waste a single second after realising this extreme tactical advantage. As he ominously warbled close and closer, I couldn't help but think about the starving children just up the road from me. Or the sadistic plight of me standing in a 7-11 parking lot, covered with only a snorkel. Just then Jeff remembered that he worked for this 7-11 and pulled the store key out of his a**s. I wondered why he would keep such a thing in there, but decided that there wasn't time enough for such speculation, we had to get into that 7-11 and get our slurpees!!

So Jeff unlocked the door of the 7-11, and we entered. To our suprise, instead of the inside of a 7-11, what we saw was the single worst thing imaginable. The slurpee machine was missing and in it's place was a swirling black vortex that was gradually growing, swallowing everything in it's way. "Perfect," I thought as I grabbed the evil mongoose and threw him in the vortex. Then Jeff spun toward me in a crazy kung-fu karate tae-kwon-do kick punch thingie, I really don't know what it was, but it hurt like hell. "Jeff!" I exclaimed."What was that for!!!" I was so mad that I punched him in the gut and he stumbled backwards drawing nearer and nearer to the slurppe machine. I was relieved that it was safe.

Well that was until Jeff collided with it and grabbed my foot just before slipping into the vortex. "Not again" I thought. I felt like Alice falling down the rabbit hole, when we finally hit bottom, I opened my eyes and couldn't see a thing! "Jeff!?" I yelled out, "Jeff, are you here? Help, I've gone blind!"
Then I felt something grab me and I yelled at the top of my lungs. "Shut up you idiot." I heard Jeff's voice say. Then he slapped me across the face. "Open your eyes, you silly fool."
"Oh thank god! I'm not blind!!" but I almost wished I was because what I saw was...