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 Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 9:21 pm
You Coco didn't run away, and you both decide to take a stroll to the local park. As it sits perched atop your head happily, you walk under a tree and knock your poor kitty out. When it wakes up, it scratches up your face real good and finds a better owner, one that watches where she's going.
I wish my back felt better.
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 6:03 am
You back does feel better only because you can not longer feel it. In it's place is a used copy of Gorillaz's single Feel Good Inc.
I wish for the morning to come.
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 8:46 am
Its morning now only because you live in Alaska and its going to be morning for several months--alas no real sleep for you.
I wish I took better care of my CoCo kitty...
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 6:28 pm
granted but care for your coco takes up all of your time and you are forced to move in with resentful relatives
i wish i did not have to make a wish
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 8:22 pm
granted: but you suddenly become terribly indecisive with all of your life
I wish there was more time in each day!
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 8:35 pm
Your wish is granted by making it noon all day. Welcome to a permanant +100 degree temperature.
I wish that this wish becomes corrupted.
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 9:28 pm
It does xd pure genius!
I wish I had a better reply...
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:56 am
You feel like it's better than before, but nothing has really changed.
I do wish that everything tasted like chicken.
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:52 am
granted: but you find yourself eating dirt, shrubs, and mold that you find in the park, you then get placed in an insane asylum because everyone thinks your crazy!
I wish my kid got better grades.
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:55 am
Granted:I do get better grades!And you're so proud of me but then one night I take over the world and you become my slave! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I wish I had an Alucard Plush
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:57 am
Granted: but since Alucard has issues with you trying to look like him so he comes to life and eats you with his dog arm!
I wish there were more bugs in town
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:55 pm
I wish there were more bugs in town
There are more bugs in toqwn but they decide to eat you.
I wish I had a million dollers
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:26 pm
granted: You become so corrupted by the money that you lose everything you ever loved.
I wish I had a KiKi kitty
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:26 pm
Granted but all your other animals get jealous and they kill it then they all want your love but don't share you so they fight and end up killing each other so now you have no animals
i wish that gravitation was on youtube again
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:08 pm
Granted: but then the FBI comes and arrests you for copyright infringment....
I wish that I had a never ending supply of water bottles that was near my bed...
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